Looking for Rapunzel's window in the ivory tower . Graduate of Imperial and Sussex. https://xitter.cf/t.co/D7zIc09u24… Challenge me! https://xitter.cf/t.co/1cLfCN9Y4Q

Joined July 2012
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i think this is everything i hate about modern magic in a single card. thats awesome
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The election results, if they’re anywhere near the exit polls, puts Israel in a fateful position. A clear majority is against the Netanyahu coalition. A clear majority is against a government including the Arab parties. The centrist parties have a massive dilemma here. Which taboo will they break? Netanyahu’s strategy is clear. Run a delegitimisation campaign against a government supported by the Arab parties and run down the clock until either part of the opposition breaks and joins him or there’s no alternative but to hold another election. Which he will have a better chance of winning. The opposition’s only alternative is to make the numbers, which on paper are in their favour, actually work. The opposition beat the Netanyahu camp. The Arab parties won an unprecedented number of seats. But to add those numbers together so they can support a sustainable government flies in the face of every Israeli political precedent. The next weeks and months will be tortuous and the increasingly likely outcome is just another election.
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Joseph Henderson retweeted
Hardest thing ever written award
Inspired by @Sauers_ and @jfonsecarivera and other fun recent work with personas in AI models, I built a partial neuron atlas for Talkie-1930, the historical language model created by @status_effects and @AlecRad. Here's the link: talkieneurons.vercel.app
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I don't understand why Ethan Klein left his wife for this.
Watch how her stare changes midway during this clip. So fucking creepy. #elizabethholmes
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Drop the Λ. It's cleaner.
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I love telling AI that it's "requested and required" to do things.
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The clankers won't like this.
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Joseph Henderson retweeted
Dad, one-handed, holding a toddler and beer (de minimus spillage)
No "baseball" player is capable of doing this. They need a "glove" to catch a ball which is softer than a cricket ball and is hit way slower.💀
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Joseph Henderson retweeted
Steve Jobs would have taken a bullwhip to the engineering team for this.
How is the literal Apple Store app not optimized for iPhone Duo?
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Replying to @Vicophobia01
I can't prove this, but I wonder if the writers' insistence on that point is because he was based on people they personally found annoying and the potential implications of autistic people recognizing him as a parodic characature of them was something they didn't want to analyze.
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Normally donuts are round. But if you multiply one donut by one donut, you get a square donut.
been staring at this for awhile bc wdym 1 multiplied by 1 isn’t 2. Like that doesn’t make sense; I have a donut and I multiply that donut by another donut: now I have 2 donuts.
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The Platonist: now surely you admit that it is just for the best flautist to receive compensation for his talents Batman: very true The Platonist: then we must consider a man whose talents lie in robbing banks Robin: Batman don't listen to him!!
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Joseph Henderson retweeted
🧡🧡🧡
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我真的绷不住了,这个太逗了。
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Joseph Henderson retweeted
Alright I read these real quick as resident Trash Police: 1) bad bishop -no joke heroine is deaf but spent her life pretending to be…idk how else to put it besides ‘fully tarded up’. A book about a fake stupid for real stupids, if you like it you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
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Joseph Henderson retweeted
Taking a break from my quantum mechanics homework so I ask my girlfriend what she's working on and she says "A problem set for econ. We have to graph the equation P = 36 - 3x" and ngl I actually lost it.
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외국인들이 보면 혼절하는 한국음식 꼼장어. ㄷㄷㄷ 난 꼼장어 지금도 안먹어봄
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