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Josh Engleman

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Sports and numbers since the mid-2000s. Live every morning, where I’ll definitely talk too much. @Stokastic

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🚨 LUKA RULED OUT! 🚨 No better place than Ask the Sims to react to late-breaking news. Here's how they're looking at the Lakers' scoring options without Doncic:
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How he gets there: 59% of his first points come at the rim, 20% at the line. If Miami wins the opening tip, he’s at 25.4%. If Atlanta does, 14.5%.
Giannis goes first. He’s number one on tonight’s slate at 22.2% to score the game’s first points in MIA @ ATL. 25.4% if the Heat win the opening tip, 14.5% if the Hawks win it, and 3.6% to hit the game’s first three. How his first points come: 59% at the rim, 20% at the free-throw line, 21% other (paint 8%, mid-range 8%, three 5%). The tip: Adebayo wins it 71% of the time.

ALT Giannis goes first. He’s number one on tonight’s slate at 22.2% to score the game’s first points in MIA @ ATL. 25.4% if the Heat win the opening tip, 14.5% if the Hawks win it, and 3.6% to hit the game’s first three. How his first points come: 59% at the rim, 20% at the free-throw line, 21% other (paint 8%, mid-range 8%, three 5%). The tip: Adebayo wins it 71% of the time.

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Who scores first tonight? We simmed all 12 games 10,000 times each. Giannis leads the slate: 22% to score the game’s first points. 🧵
Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

ALT Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

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This game’s gonna be ugly if it’s Oubre.
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Tyrese Haliburton is out tonight. Who picks up the scoring for Indiana? According to 10,000 Sims, here's who gets the biggest points bump in Wednesday's PHI-IND game. 👇
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Coop’s coming for the Thunder B-Team
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4-0 Thunder at the Mavs tonight. We Asked the Sims 4 questions before tip, then watched how it played out. Tied after three. Dallas up 1 with 1:42 left 🍿 See how it ends, and which plays hit 🎥
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SGA first basket 🔒 since the whole team is hurt
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Who scores first tonight? We simmed all 12 games 10,000 times each. Giannis leads the slate: 22% to score the game’s first points. 🧵
Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

ALT Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

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This game’s gonna be ugly if it’s Oubre.
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Tyrese Haliburton is out tonight. Who picks up the scoring for Indiana? According to 10,000 Sims, here's who gets the biggest points bump in Wednesday's PHI-IND game. 👇
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Coop’s coming for the Thunder B-Team
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4-0 Thunder at the Mavs tonight. We Asked the Sims 4 questions before tip, then watched how it played out. Tied after three. Dallas up 1 with 1:42 left 🍿 See how it ends, and which plays hit 🎥
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SGA first basket 🔒 since the whole team is hurt
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Who scores first tonight? We simmed all 12 games 10,000 times each. Giannis leads the slate: 22% to score the game’s first points. 🧵
Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

ALT Ask The Sims, first points, Oct 28. Giannis Antetokounmpo has a 22% chance to score the game’s first points, the best on tonight’s 12-game slate in 10,000 Sims of each game. Top 7, with chance, chance if his team wins the opening tip, and fair price: Giannis (MIA @ ATL) 22.2%, 25.4%, +350. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (OKC @ DAL) 19.1%, 25.3%, +425. Kevin Durant (HOU @ MIL) 18.9%, 23.1%, +430. Cade Cunningham (CHA @ DET) 18.4%, 22.6%, +445. Luka Doncic (LAL @ LAC) 17.9%, 23.4%, +460. Donovan Mitchell (WAS @ CLE) 17.6%, 20.1%, +470. Victor Wembanyama (SAS @ UTA) 16.6%, 19.1%, +500.

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12 longshots. 🎯 60 seconds. ⏱️ +196 to +999. 💰 We simmed every NBA game tonight 10,000 times. Here's one plus-money play from each that pays a lot more than it should.
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It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Can your Sims do this? Congrats on the 50k score Aarondp123! 👏
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Just had my first big win of the season thanks to @StokasticHOF !!! Was hard sweating no OT, Avdija got the job done done in the 4th quarter
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What a choke job!
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We asked 10,000 Sims four questions before Knicks-Bulls👇 Ask The Sims about any bet, any player or any "what-if" 🤔
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Giannis should worry about winning a game first…
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"Luka is a lock for 30 tonight" "Jokic triple-double. Guaranteed" "Flagg and the Mavs are taking down OKC 👀" Your group chat is full of takes for tonight. Ask the Sims tells you which ones are worth backing 🧵
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All those dudes out and they’re still six point favorites on the road.
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The Thunder are a mess right now. J-Dub, Wallace, Chet and Caruso are out, and Ajay Mitchell is questionable. SGA is going to need some help tonight. We ran Thunder-Mavericks 100,000 times to see who is most likely to provide it.
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I ended up going with MPJ. Crazy shooting + a night where the Celtics miss everything. Crazier things have happened.
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It’s King of the Court night: the most points + rebounds + assists across tonight’s 4 games wins. We ran every game 10,000 times. Luka takes the crown in 39% of Sims. Someone beats him in the other 61%. Tatum (17%) and Wemby (14%) are next 👇
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Everybody loves a longshot. Our Sims help you find the ones worth taking. 🎯 We ran 10,000 play-by-play simulations of all four NBA games tonight. 📊 Here's a mispriced BIG plus-money play from each. 👇
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We asked 10,000 Sims four questions before Pistons-Knicks👇 Everyone has sims. The difference is you can talk to ours 👀
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It’s King of the Court night: the most points + rebounds + assists across tonight’s 4 games wins. We ran every game 10,000 times. Luka takes the crown in 39% of Sims. Someone beats him in the other 61%. Tatum (17%) and Wemby (14%) are next 👇
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