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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
I'm beautiful in the water.
NYC
Joined March 2011
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
14 Jan 2023
Oh, to be in love and never get out again
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
18 Sep 2022
It is very nice when people say your food is good.
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
1 Aug 2022
You know how I love beige.
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
17 May 2022
As far as the eye can see they named all the planets after me.
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
27 Nov 2021
If it's magic, then why can't it be everlasting?
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
18 Oct 2021
Holly does hollywood in a hedonist’s heaven
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
7 Sep 2021
Think about musicality. You know what you gotta do.
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
25 Jan 2021
Work is prayer, girl
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
29 Nov 2020
Resigned, reassured, delighted.
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
19 Nov 2020
The band, Elwood! The band!
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
5 Mar 2020
No matter how vivid a memory, the power of time is stronger.
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
25 Feb 2020
Don’t think about the words you’re saying or what they mean. Just think about ghosts.
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
6 Feb 2020
When hate’s involved, one must aim high.
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
10 Mar 2019
When people are eating they’re too distracted to lie.
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
10 Feb 2019
Grapes are studying me and I’ve seen the reports
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
24 Dec 2018
I’d have to change too much, nobody would wait that long
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
15 Dec 2018
You said we only live once, so we touched a little tongue and instantly I wanted to.
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
3 Dec 2018
But I feel better now.
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Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
26 Nov 2018
Life outwitted me and corroborated him
Josh Martone
@JoshMartone
22 Nov 2018
That nod meant no, apparently.
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