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Joined May 2009
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Reset. Rebuild. Win.
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Sucha saada saaf likha, Jo hunda e ishq kuwara koi
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Sorry, Mom. I won't be able to come home this Diwali because of some self centred decisions I made, which unfortunately turned out to be a miscalculation and cost me the chance to come home.
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sath na chadda baajan vala, ni dekhan nu bhave kalla, duniya shad je bhavein sari, te meri maa na shadde palla
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Diwali time da mazza tan yaara naal hi c
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Still holds true, six years later. 😂 #Midterms2026
Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin aaj zubaan par aise aa rahe hain jaise Phagwara, Ludhiana, Hoshiarpur.
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Shubman Gill wearing a @temple during a live cricket match. 📈 Temple’s brand value just went through the roof! 🚀
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This may be a hellsite but at least it's a hellsite where you can learn about the end of the world 1 week ahead of everyone else and 2 weeks ahead of Threads.
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कदे खेत में, कदे फ़ौज में, कदे मेडल लेते, कदे चौधर में पावैगा.. पर एक बात पक्की से, हरियाणा का आदमी हमेशा मौज में पावैगा 😀 हरियाणा दिवस की बधाई #HaryanaDay
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I just wore Manchester United jersey to a Halloween party. Fight me.
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This rain is definitely eroding the festive vibe. We are used to waking up to smoggy morning and Hazy afternoons throughout late October and November. Maza kirkira kar diya barish ne AQI improve karke 👌😅
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WW3. Tomorrows the last normal day. Kiss your girlfriends, fuck your side pieces, it’s coming.
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light mode on dark days and dark mode on light days
dark mode or light mode?
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Yaar degreean krde reh gye, Naukria AI de bot kho ke le gye, rozgar de mauke ght hi reh gye, tu leader jhoothe vrge si jehda leke vota paar gya. Students CSE de nu Claude ChatGPT mar gya, ki kriye dunia de mele nu, koi denda ni kudi vehle nu.
Layoff Announcements in 2026: 1. UPS: 30,000 Employees 2. Oracle: 30,000 Employees 3. Amazon: 16,000 Employees 4. Omnicom: 15,000 Employees 5. Meta: 8,000 Employees 6. Microsoft: 4,800 Employees 7. Dow Chemical: 4,500 Employees 8. Cisco: Fewer Than 4,000 Employees 9. American Express: 3,840 Employees 10. Uber: 3,300 Employees 11. Renault: Up to 2,400 Employees 12. Nike: 1,400 Employees 13. General Motors: 1,300 Employees 14. Disney: 1,000 Employees 15. Citigroup: 1,000 Employees The tech sector alone has seen 135,000 layoffs so far in 2026 across 330 companies. Amid rising prices and AI adoption, US corporations are looking reduce expenses and increase efficiency. Keep watching the labor market.
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Jab aapko Jio ka IPO allot ho jaye
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monday tunes 🌋 @NavaanSandhu
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