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- How a 5-day-old LLC gets $50K-$150K at 0% APR
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There's a 23-year-old kid in Miami making $44,000 a month off OnlyFans girls and he's never seen a single one of them naked
He's not a manager, he's not a chatter, and he doesn't touch a penny of their subscription money
Every guy in Brickell thinks the only way to make money in that industry is running a chatting agency in the Philippines and arguing with 19-year-old models at 3am
This kid doesn't care about their content at all. He only cares about what happens the day a creator tries to walk into a bank
Think about what a top creator or agency owner's finances look like on paper:
She's making $40,000 to $80,000 a month in 1099 payouts through a 10-month-old Florida LLC, and her accountant writes off her Brickell penthouse lease, her G-Wagon, her cameras, her flights and her production costs so her tax return shows $29,000 in taxable profit
Then she or her agency owner needs $100,000 upfront to lease a content house, build out 4 studio rooms, and run paid traffic
When they walk into Chase or Bank of America and ask a branch loan officer for a $100,000 business loan, the loan officer looks at the 10-month-old LLC, sees what industry they're in, looks at the $29,000 net profit on the tax return, and laughs them out of the building
Even traditional lenders treat them like they're selling contraband
That's where the 23-year-old steps in
Instead of going through a branch loan officer who checks tax returns and judges the industry, he takes creators and agency owners who have a 720+ personal credit score to the automated online small business credit card desk under a clean media production LLC
The online business card algorithm never asks for a single tax return and never interviews them in a branch. It checks the 720+ personal credit score and the stated monthly revenue of the business, and approves them for $80,000 to $140,000 at 0% interest for 12-18 months
They use the 0% capital to fund the studio build-out and ad spend, pay the balance down out of their monthly payouts before the 0% window expires, and wire the kid a 10% fee ($8,000 to $14,000) the day the cards land
He never slides into a single girl's DMs to find clients
He went to 6 OnlyFans management agency owners and 4 Miami CPAs who do taxes for influencers and told them: "Every time one of your creators or agency clients with a 700+ credit score needs $100,000 to scale and gets rejected by their bank, connect us and I'll wire you $1,500 out of my fee the day they fund"
You don't have to live in Miami or work with creators to run this exact play. Plumbers, roofers, medspas and trucking companies get rejected at the bank loan desk for the exact same tax-write-off reason every single day (you're never a lender or a broker, you never hold client funds, your fee is paid after funding, and because the cards are personally guaranteed this is strictly for real businesses with the cash flow and a plan to pay them off)
What that 23-year-old's monthly pipeline looks like:
- 5 funded clients a month from agency owners and CPAs
- $100,000 average 0% approval = $10,000 fee per deal ($50,000 gross)
- Minus $1,500 referral payout per client (-$7,500)
- Net profit in his pocket: $42,500/month
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "FANS" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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My nail lady in Houston barely speaks English, owns 6 salons in cash, has never taken a bank loan in her life, and her 22-year-old son drives a purple Huracan
Every white guy in town thinks they're laundering cartel money lol
They aren't. The Vietnamese families running 50,000 nail salons in America figured out a blind spot inside Chase and Amex back in the 90s
When a normal guy wants to open a business, he begs a bank loan officer for $100,000. The loan officer asks for 2 years of tax returns, collateral and a business plan, and tells him to kick rocks
In the Vietnamese nail salon community, they never talk to a loan officer
Instead, one older cousin in the family knows how bank algorithms work and runs the play for every aunt, uncle and nephew who has a 720+ personal credit score:
1. They file a brand-new LLC with the state for $150
2. Instead of applying at the commercial loan desk (which demands tax returns), the cousin takes that relative's 720 score to the online business credit card desk
3. The automated card system approves the new LLC for $80,000 to $120,000 at 0% interest for 18 months based on the personal credit score and stated revenue, without asking for a single tax return
4. They use that $100,000 of 0% bank money to build out the pedicure chairs and plumbing for Salon #2, pay the balance off out of cash flow before the 0% promo ends, and repeat it with the next cousin's score for Salon #3, #4 and #5
In their family, that cousin does it for free
Outside their family, American contractors, medspa owners and restaurant owners have no idea that side door exists, so they pay me 10% of whatever I get them approved for after their bank loan officer rejects them
I'm not a lender or a broker and I never hold client money, my fee is paid after the cards fund, and because the cards carry a personal guarantee we only do this for profitable businesses with a plan to pay them off
What being "that cousin" for local business owners pays you:
• 1 salon or contractor approved for $90,000 at 0% = $9,000 fee
• 3 clients a month from local CPAs and equipment dealers = $27,000/month
• 5 clients a month = $45,000/month
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "NAIL" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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Almost every 23-year-old car salesman in Texas drives a $90,000 truck, wears a Rolex, and owns a 4-bedroom house
They sell fucking Kias
People think they're making $30,000 a month off $400 floor commissions, but the actual money comes from what they do with the buyers the dealership's finance desk rejects
Walk into any Ford, Chevy or Kia dealership in Texas on a Saturday
Contractors, roofers and landscapers walk in all day trying to finance work trucks or vans under their business name
The dealership's finance manager has to reject 4 out of 10 of them. Either their LLC is under 2 years old, or their accountant wrote off every tool and gallon of gas last year so their tax return shows $24,000 in profit
When the finance desk says no, a normal salesman watches the buyer walk off the lot and makes $0
The smart 23-year-old salesman pulls that buyer aside in the parking lot, checks that he has a 720+ personal credit score, and texts his number to a guy like me
While the commercial loan desk demands 2 years of tax returns, I take that same roofer to the automated small business credit card desk online. The card algorithm only checks his 720 personal score and stated business revenue, never asks for a single tax return, and approves him for $80,000 to $120,000 at 0% interest for 12-18 months
Three days later the roofer walks right back into the dealership and buys two trucks, pays me a 10% fee ($9,000) after the 0% cards land, and I Venmo the salesman $1,500 just for sending the text (I'm not a lender or broker and never touch client funds, and since the cards are personally guaranteed we only take real businesses with a plan to pay them off)
The salesman gets $1,500 PLUS his commission on two trucks he would've lost anyway
Look at the numbers when you have 5 local car and truck salesmen texting you their declined buyers:
- 5 funded buyers a month
- Average 0% approval: $90,000
- 10% fee to you: $9,000 per deal ($45,000 gross)
- $1,500 referral payout to the salesman (-$7,500)
- Net profit in your pocket: $37,500/month
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "KIA" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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Every time a rich business owner gets caught cheating on his wife, I make $15,000
His wife takes half his house. His divorce lawyer takes $30,000. I take $15,000. And he keeps 100% of his company
3 divorce attorneys in Houston text me the week a wife finds the texts on her husband's phone
In states like Texas, California and Arizona, when a guy gets divorced his wife is legally owed half of whatever his business is worth
Say a plumber spent 8 years building a company worth $300,000, gets caught cheating, and his wife files for divorce. To keep his own trucks and his own name on the door, he suddenly has to come up with $150,000 in cash to buy her out
So he walks into his bank to ask for a business loan
The bank sees an open divorce case on his file, panics over pending litigation and split assets, and freezes him out on the spot. Even if he goes home and applies for business credit cards on Google himself that night, the bank's automated system sees his messy statement balances and caps him at a $4,000 limit
His only options are to sell the company he spent a decade building, hand his ex-wife 50% of his profits forever, or take a predatory 40% cash advance from a loan shark
That's when his divorce lawyer calls me
As long as that plumber still has a 700+ personal credit score, we clean up how his personal balances report before the statement date, match his application numbers, and walk his file through our business bankers to get him $100,000 to $150,000 in 0% business credit cards for 12-18 months
He wires his ex her $150,000 buyout, keeps 100% of his company, and pays me a 10% consulting fee ($10,000 to $15,000) after the money lands. I'm never a lender or a broker and never touch client funds, and because the cards are personally guaranteed we only take profitable businesses that can pay the balance off before the 0% window ends
The funniest part is the divorce lawyer doesn't even want a referral cut. He just wants the buyout funded so the settlement closes and his client can pay his $30,000 legal bill
You can send this exact text to 20 local family law attorneys and divorce mediators this week:
"Hey [Name], when you represent a business owner with 700+ credit who needs $50K-$150K to fund a spousal buyout and their bank freezes them out during the divorce, we get them approved at 0% interest in about 2 weeks so your settlement can close on time. Happy to be a resource for your firm"
One family law firm sending you 1 buyout a month is $10,000 to $15,000/mo in fees
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "WIFE" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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Saw $38,000 in Zelle and wire notifications on my 19-year-old son's phone last month
I was 100% sure he was selling fentanyl out of my house
I called his uncle who's a Houston cop to come sit at the kitchen table before I even confronted him
When the kid walked in from the gym and saw a uniformed police officer sitting at the island next to his unlocked iPad, he started laughing
"Dad it's 100% legal, open the contracts folder"
My son dropped out of community college in September and told me he was "working online." I thought he was playing Call of Duty 10 hours a day
Instead, he drove to 4 commercial truck dealerships and 3 CPA offices within 15 minutes of our house and made a deal with the salesmen and accountants
Every week, local plumbers, roofers and landscapers with 720+ credit scores get rejected for $80,000 to $100,000 loans at the bank branch loan desk because their LLC is under 2 years old or their CPA wrote off all their profit on their tax returns
Whenever a salesman or CPA sees a business owner get rejected, they text my son the owner's phone number
My 19-year-old gets on Zoom from his bedroom and walks that rejected business owner through the bank's automated online small business credit card desk
Unlike the branch loan officer, the online card algorithm never asks for a single tax return. It checks the owner's 700+ personal credit score and stated business revenue, and approves them for $60,000 to $120,000 at 0% interest for 12-18 months
The business owner gets his trucks at 0% instead of taking a 45% loan-shark advance, wires my son a 10% fee ($6,000 to $12,000) after the cards arrive in the mail, and my son Zelles the truck salesman $1,500 for sending the lead
He's not a lender or a broker, he never holds client funds, the fee is paid after funding, and because the cards carry a personal guarantee he only takes real businesses with a plan to pay them off
By the time my son finished explaining it, his cop uncle asked if he could get $1,500 for referring guys from the police union who run off-duty security and landscaping companies
What a 19-year-old's bedroom pipeline paid last month:
• 5 funded business owners ($88,000 average 0% approval) = $44,000 gross fees
• Minus $1,500 per deal to the salesmen and CPAs (-$7,500)
• Net profit: $36,500 in 30 days
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "SON" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
Thanksgiving is in 15 days
I made $27,000 at my family's Thanksgiving table last year and never touched the turkey
Every family in America has that one uncle with a landscaping, roofing or HVAC company who complains after two beers that banks won't lend him money
Last November my uncle was sitting on the couch after dinner bitching about how Wells Fargo rejected him for a $90,000 loan to buy two new dump trailers
Why did Wells Fargo tell him no? Cause his accountant writes off every truck, trailer and gallon of diesel on his taxes so he doesn't get robbed by the IRS. His tax return showed $26,000 in net profit, so the bank loan officer treated him like he was broke
A merchant cash advance company had just offered him $90,000 at 42% interest
While the football game was still on, I asked him if his personal credit score was over 700. He said 745
Instead of the bank loan desk that demands 2 years of tax returns, I walked him through the automated online business credit card desk. The algorithm checked his 745 personal score and stated business revenue, asked for zero tax returns, and approved him for $90,000 at 0% interest for 18 months
He bought both trailers at 0%, saved over $35,000 in interest, and wired me a 10% fee ($9,000) the week the cards landed in his mailbox
Two weeks later he bragged about it to two contractor buddies from his golf group and his CPA. I funded both of his buddies before Christmas, and now his CPA sends me rejected business owners every month for a $1,500 cut (we aren't lenders or brokers and never hold client funds, and since the cards are personally guaranteed this is only for real businesses with a plan to pay them off)
What one conversation over turkey turns into:
• Your uncle ($90K at 0%) = $9,000 fee
• His 2 contractor golf buddies = $18,000 in fees
• His CPA sending 1 rejected client a month = $90,000+/year
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "TURK" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
Sat next to a divorce lawyer on a flight to Miami who only represents wives divorcing guys worth $5M+
Asked him who the highest-paid 20-something he's ever subpoenaed was
Thought he'd say a crypto kid or an OnlyFans agency owner
He laughed and said "a 24-year-old college dropout making $58,000 a month helping rich husbands put $250,000 of 0% bank debt onto secret LLC credit cards that never show up on their personal credit report"
Most regular people have no clue that America has two completely separate credit systems
When a normal guy making $150k a year buys a car or puts $20,000 of expenses on his personal Chase Sapphire card, Chase reports that balance to Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion under his Social Security number
His utilization spikes, his personal credit score drops 60 points, and his mortgage lender jacks up his interest rate
When a rich doctor, lawyer, or business owner needs $200,000, he hires this 24-year-old kid and pays him a 10% fee ($20,000) to build what's called a "Ghost Debt" stack under an EIN
Here is why wealthy business owners happily wire a 24-year-old $20,000 for 2 hours of work:
1. $250,000 in debt that is invisible on personal credit
True business credit cards (like Chase Ink, Amex Blue Business Plus, US Bank Triple Cash, and Wells Fargo Signify) issue credit based on your personal FICO score, but they only report monthly balances to commercial bureaus like Dun & Bradstreet and SBFE
You can max out $220,000 at 0% interest across 5 business cards and your personal credit report still shows $0.00 in debt and a 775 credit score when you go apply for a house
2. The IRS Revenue Ruling 78-38 December 31st tax glitch
Go look up IRS Revenue Ruling 78-38
It states that any business expense, equipment, marketing, or heavy vehicle over 6,000 lbs (like a $90,000 Escalade, Range Rover, or F-250 under Section 179) swiped on a business credit card before December 31st is 100% tax-deductible in THIS tax year, even if you don't pay the credit card back for 18 months
If a business owner in the 37% tax bracket swipes $150,000 of the bank's 0% money in December on equipment, vehicles, and prepaid vendor invoices, he cuts his cash tax bill to the IRS by $55,500 in April without spending a dollar of his own cash
Paying the 24-year-old a $15,000 fee literally makes the owner $40,500 in free tax savings on day one, plus gives him $150,000 of interest-free money for 18 months
3. How the 24-year-old gets every single client without cold calling
He doesn't run ads, he doesn't post on TikTok, and he didn't grow up knowing millionaires
Who sits across the desk from high-income business owners right when they're complaining about a huge tax bill or trying to qualify for a mortgage without hurting their personal credit?
- Tax advisors
- Accountants and CPAs
- Mortgage loan officers
- Real estate agents
- Divorce and business lawyers
You already have at least 2 or 3 of those people in your phone contacts right now
He walks those 5 professionals through this exact play and gives them $1,500 to $2,000 per funded client just for making a 30-second text introduction
They look like a genius to their client, the client saves $50k in taxes and gets $200k at 0%, and the kid clears $58,000 a month being the tollbooth in the middle
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "FUND" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5,000/m+
-Find a Biz owner who needs money
-Apply to banks for them (using our method)
-Make $5,000+ per client
-No Going viral
Free live training on getting your first client and funding them:
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I asked Grok for every accountant and commercial realtor in Houston who works with contractors
40 seconds later I had 214 names, their phone numbers, and a better client pipeline than 99% of guys cold calling 8 hours a day
Most people trying to start a consulting business burn out cause they hunt for business owners one by one. Why hunt for 1 roofer when 1 local CPA does the taxes for 80 roofers, restaurants and medspas, and already knows which ones got turned down by their bank this year?
You can build a local referral partner list in 20 minutes using two Grok prompts
Step 1: Open Grok and paste this first prompt to pull your local partner sheet:
"Build me a table of 50 independent CPAs, bookkeeping firms, small business attorneys, and commercial real estate brokers in [YOUR CITY] whose websites, bios, or Google reviews mention working with contractors, home service companies, restaurants, dental clinics, or medspas. Exclude national chains like H&R Block. Include firm name, managing partner name, website, phone number, email address, and which local industries they serve."
Step 2: Paste this second prompt into Grok to write your partner intro texts:
"Using the table above, write a casual 3-sentence outreach message to each partner. Sentence 1: Mention the specific local businesses they work with in [YOUR CITY]. Sentence 2: Ask how many of their clients with a 700+ personal credit score got turned down by their bank for an equipment or expansion loan this year. Sentence 3: Tell them we help those owners get $50K-$150K in 0% business credit cards so they don't get trapped in a 40% cash advance, and I'll send you $1,500 for every one we fund."
Step 3: When a CPA or attorney asks what qualifies a client, send them the 5 numbers we check in 30 seconds:
700+ personal credit score, $10K+ in existing personal card limits, under 30% utilization, fewer than 5 new cards in the last 24 months, and no late payments
(Why doesn't the CPA's client just fill out the card form on Google himself? Cause applying cold on a public website with balances sitting on your statement gets a newer LLC $3K-$5K, while paying balances down before the statement date, putting true matching answers on the application, and going through a business banker in the right order gets $50K-$100K+)
I'm not a lender or a broker and never hold client money, fee is paid after it funds. You charge the business owner 10% after the 0% cards land, and pay the CPA his $1,500 cut from that. The cards are personally guaranteed, so we only take owners with real revenue and a payoff plan before the 0% ends
Lock in 4 local partners who each send you 1 declined client a month at an $80K average approval:
4 deals = $32,000 in consulting fees, minus $6,000 in partner payouts ($1,500 x 4), leaving $26,000 a month net
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "GROK" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
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i'm begging you to stop applying for $65,000 jobs and run this stupidly simple bank play for the next 30 days:
- open the Contacts app on your iPhone right now
- write down every real estate agent, accountant, tax advisor, mortgage loan officer, and lawyer you or your family know
- send them a 2-sentence text asking for the business owners their bank just told "no"
- paste the business owner's credit report into Claude for 60 seconds
- walk the owner through 3 backdoor bank forms on a 20-minute Zoom call
- get them approved for $90,000 at 0% interest for 18 months with zero tax returns
- collect a 10% consulting fee ($9,000) after the money hits their account
- wire your realtor or accountant friend $1,500 so they send you 3 more next week
- quit your job
Here is the exact A-to-Z blueprint for the first half (nobody has ever needed a guide for the last bullet):
1) why you never need to cold call or know business owners yourself
Most beginners freeze up because they think "I don't know any rich business owners." You don't need to. Every accountant, tax advisor, real estate agent, mortgage loan officer, and attorney sits across from dozens of business owners every month who need $50,000 to $150,000 for equipment, buildouts, or taxes. When you offer that realtor or accountant a $1,000 to $1,500 referral cut out of your 10% fee, they hand you warm business owners on a silver platter
2) the 60-second Claude underwriter prompt (plus the $1,250 reject flip)
When a partner introduces you to a roofer, dentist, or medspa owner, have the owner pull their 3-bureau report on SmartCredit and paste it into Claude with this prompt:
"Grade this credit report for Tier-1 0% business credit card underwriting across Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion: 1) Is FICO 8 above 700 on all 3 bureaus? 2) Is there at least one personal card with a $10,000+ limit? 3) Which personal cards are over 10% utilization and what is the exact dollar paydown needed 48 hours before the Statement Closing Date? 4) How many hard inquiries sit on each bureau in the last 6 months?"
If they pass, you fund them that week. If their score is under 680 because of old collections or dealer inquiries, you still get paid twice: charge $1,250 for credit cleanup (billed per round while a $3/hr Filipino VA freezes LexisNexis and sends FCRA Section 611 disputes), then take them to the banks 60 days later for an $8,000 funding fee
3) why the business owner happily pays you 10% instead of applying on Google
If a contractor applies cold on chase. com under "Construction" or "Roofing," the public website algorithm flags his industry as high risk, caps his limit at $3,000, and burns an Experian inquiry
Instead, we structure the management file under NAICS code 541611, connect him directly with inside Business Relationship Managers on LinkedIn (who have quarterly quotas to hit and manually override limits to $35,000-$50,000 per card), and fire 3 applications in one morning across all 3 credit bureaus so the inquiries never collide
He gets $90,000+ at 0% interest for 12-18 months, $0 reports to his personal credit report, and he wires your 10% fee ($9,000) under a 1-page agreement the day the funds clear
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "PLUG" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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There are 20-year-old kids making $32,000 a month typing two words into Google Maps from their bed, copying a business name into Claude, and collecting $8,500 wires 72 hours later
They don't run ads, they don't build websites, and they don't own a single storefront:
Open the Google Maps app in any wealthy city right now and type "Opening Soon" into the search bar (or look at the gray pins that say "Opens December" or "Opens January")
Click on 15 of them: local medspas, dental clinics, Pilates studios, gyms, nail salons, coffee shops, and vet clinics
Every single one of those gray pins belongs to a business owner who is currently panicking
Here is why:
Every commercial contractor in America goes 60 days over schedule and $50,000 over budget
By the time a medspa or dental owner puts an "Opening Soon" pin on Google Maps, they have already burned their cash on plumbing, hood vents, and chairs, and they need $70,000 to $110,000 this week just to finish the buildout and open their doors
When they walk into Chase or Wells Fargo asking for a $90,000 business loan, the loan officer auto-rejects them in 30 seconds because the location isn't open yet and doesn't have 2 years of tax returns
Except there is one massive tell about every owner on that map:
To sign that commercial lease 90 days ago, the landlord forced them to pass a strict personal credit check. Almost every single one of them is sitting on a 720 to 760+ personal credit score
Here are the 2 ways guys in my group turn those gray pins into $8,500 checks (and why Way #2 takes 1/10th the work):
Way #1: The Google Maps + Claude Prompt (If You Have Zero Network)
1. Pull 20 "Opening Soon" business names from Google Maps in your state
2. Paste them into Claude with this exact prompt:
"Cross-reference state Secretary of State LLC registrations and commercial property records for these 20 'Opening Soon' businesses in [City]. Extract the managing owner's full name, phone number, and Instagram/LinkedIn, plus the commercial leasing agent on the building. Write a 2-sentence text to the owner offering to fund the rest of their buildout and equipment with $80,000 to $120,000 in 0% interest commercial bank lines in 5 days with zero tax returns required and $0 upfront fee."
3. When an owner replies, hop on a 20-minute Zoom call, structure their file under NAICS code 541611, and route their 730+ personal score through inside Business Relationship Managers across all 3 credit bureaus on the same morning:
- Experian pull: Chase Ink Unlimited + Amex Blue Business Plus ($45k-$60k at 0% APR)
- TransUnion pull: US Bank Triple Cash ($25k-$35k at 0% APR)
- Equifax pull: Citizens or Truist Business ($25k-$35k at 0% APR)
4. The bank computers approve $85,000+ at 0% interest for 12-18 months with $0 reporting to their personal credit report, and they wire your 10% consulting fee ($8,500) the day the cards arrive
Way #2: The Referral Partner Shortcut (How You Skip Cold Outreach Completely)
Instead of messaging stores one by one, ask yourself who gets paid $25,000 only when that business owner finishes their buildout, buys their building, or files their business setup:
- Real Estate Agents & Commercial Brokers
- Mortgage Loan Officers
- Accountants & CPAs
- Tax Advisors
- Business Lawyers
Even if you don't know a single business owner, you already know a realtor, a loan officer, an accountant, or a tax advisor in real life
You offer them $1,000 to $1,500 out of your 10% fee whenever they introduce you to a client who needs $80,000+ to open or expand, and they feed you warm deals every single week
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "DEAL" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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Sat next to a 21-year-old kid at a coffee shop in Austin on Tuesday who got two $9,200 wire notifications on his phone in 25 minutes
"What the fuck do you sell?"
"Dead mortgages."
"Like foreclosures?"
"No, I text mortgage loan officers and realtors and buy the self-employed guys they just rejected."
Thought he was full of shit until he turned his iPhone screen around
$43,500 in incoming wires over the last 30 days
All in $7,500 to $11,000 chunks
"Wait. How are you getting paid $9,000 off a rejected mortgage?"
"Think about what happens to a mortgage loan officer and a real estate agent every single week. A local roofer, plumber, or medspa owner making $40,000 a month tries to buy a $700,000 house."
"Okay."
"He has a 745 personal credit score. Except over the last year, he put $60,000 of work trucks, tools, and business supplies onto his personal Chase and Amex credit cards. Or his CPA wrote off so much of his income on his tax returns that the mortgage computer says his debt-to-income ratio is too high and rejects the loan."
"And when the loan gets rejected, what do the loan officer and the realtor make?"
"Zero. The loan officer loses a $10,000 commission and the realtor loses a $21,000 commission."
He opened his iMessage and showed me a text thread with a local mortgage loan officer in Dallas:
Loan Officer (Monday 11:18 AM):
"Got a pool contractor with a 738 score who is $55k short on reserves and has $40k of equipment sitting on his personal Visa killing his DTI. Underwriting won't clear him to close. Call him ASAP."
Him (Wednesday 2:40 PM):
"Just ran him on Zoom. Approved his LLC for $105,000 at 0% across Chase Ink, US Bank, and Citizens. He moved the $40k off his personal Visa and has $65k cash left over. He just wired my $9,500 invoice. Sending your $1,500 cut now."
Loan Officer (Wednesday 2:43 PM):
"You just saved a $750k closing. My realtor buddy has two more self-employed buyers stuck right now, putting you in a group chat with him."
I just stared at his screen
"Wait. How did moving his debt onto business cards fix his mortgage in 48 hours?"
"Because personal credit cards report to Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion and wreck your personal debt ratio. Business credit cards under an EIN only report to commercial bureaus like Dun & Bradstreet. We open 3 browser windows on Zoom, route his 738 personal score through our inside Business Relationship Managers across all 3 bureaus at the exact same time, and unlock $90,000 to $120,000 at 0% interest for 12 to 18 months with zero tax returns."
"And the contractor happily wires you 10%?"
"He gets $105,000 at 0% interest, his personal credit utilization drops to 0%, his mortgage gets approved, and he only pays my 10% consulting fee after the bank money lands in his account."
Look at his numbers from just 5 mortgage loan officers and real estate agents feeding him their stuck business owner clients:
- 5 funded clients a month
- Average 0% approval across 3 bureaus: $95,000
- 10% consulting fee to him: $9,500 per deal ($47,500 gross)
- $1,500 referral cut to the loan officer or realtor (-$7,500)
- Net profit in his pocket: $40,000/month
And here is why anybody can do this starting this week:
Most people think "I can't do this because I don't know any business owners"
You don't need to know a single business owner. I guarantee you already know a real estate agent, a mortgage loan officer, an accountant, a tax advisor, or a lawyer
Those 5 people talk to business owners every single day, and when you pay them $1,000 to $1,500 per funded intro, they hand you deals on a silver platter
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "DEAL" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
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The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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I've watched actual retards with a 2.1 GPA make $35,000 a month from their bedroom without cold calling a single stranger or posting on social media
They just text 5 people who already sit in their phone contacts:
- Their parents' accountant
- Their cousin who got a real estate license
- A local mortgage loan officer
- A tax advisor
- A business or divorce attorney
They ask those 5 people one question on Monday morning, and collect $8,000 to $12,000 consulting wires by Friday afternoon:
Everyone trying to make money online in 2026 is fighting over the exact same scraps, sending 500 cold emails a day to plumbers who block their number
Meanwhile, stop and think about who already owns the trust of every business owner in your city
When a roofer, dentist, medspa owner, or contractor making $40,000 a month needs $90,000 to buy trucks, open a second location, or pay off the IRS, who is the first person they complain to when their local bank branch rejects their loan?
Their accountant, their tax advisor, their loan officer, their realtor, or their lawyer
And why did their bank reject them? Because the commercial loan department downstairs demands 2 years of high-profit tax returns, and the owner's accountant wrote off all their trucks and equipment to save them money on taxes
Here is the exact 4-step system guys in my group run from a laptop to turn those 5 contacts into $35,000/month:
Step 1: Open your phone contacts and text every accountant, tax advisor, realtor, mortgage loan officer, and attorney you or your family know:
"Hey [Name], quick question - how many of your business owner clients with a 700+ personal credit score got turned down by their bank this year because their tax write-offs made their net income look too low, or they needed $80K-$120K fast? Send me your turndowns. We get their LLC approved for $80K-$150K in 0% interest commercial bank lines in 5 days with zero tax returns required, and I'll wire you $1,500 for every client we fund."
Step 2: When a partner puts you in a 3-way text with a business owner, have the owner pull their 3-bureau report on SmartCredit and check 3 things:
- 700+ personal FICO score across Experian, Equifax, and TransUnion
- Personal card utilization under 10% (if one card is high, have them pay it down 48 hours before the Statement Closing Date for an instant 30-point jump)
- An LLC classified under a low-risk NAICS code like 541611 (Management Consulting) so bank algorithms don't cap them at $3,000
Step 3: Never apply cold on chase. com. Hop on a 20-minute Zoom screen-share with the owner and route 3 to 4 commercial card applications through inside Business Relationship Managers across all 3 credit bureaus at the exact same time so the hard pulls never collide:
- Experian pull: Chase Ink Unlimited + Amex Blue Business Plus ($45,000-$60,000 at 0% APR)
- TransUnion pull: US Bank Triple Cash ($25,000-$35,000 at 0% APR + 0% check-to-checking cash out)
- Equifax pull: Citizens, Truist, or PNC Business ($30,000-$40,000 at 0% APR)
Step 4: The bank computers approve $90,000 to $130,000 at 0% interest for 12 to 18 months with $0 reporting to the owner's personal credit report
The owner signs a 1-page 10% consulting agreement before we submit anything, wires us $9,000 to $13,000 after the bank funds land in his account, and we send the accountant or realtor their $1,500 cut that same afternoon
You never lend a dollar of your own money, you never hold client funds, and 4 referrals a month from people you already know puts $30,000+ net in your bank account
This is the EASIEST high paying skill that can make you $5k+/month
- Find referral partners that send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them funded without using your own money
- No need to cold call, post content to go viral, or be good at sales
- Just need 1 client a month to make an extra $5k/mo
Free live workshop this week going over my exact framework that got me to $75k/month
DM me "CASH" (or link in comments) and drop any questions you have in the comments below
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The EASIEST skill to make $5k+/mo
- Partners send you business owners on a silver platter
- Get them up to $150k in funding and charge 10% (without lending your own money)
- 1 client/mo = $5k+
Free live workshop this week on my $75k/mo framework
excelerateacademy.com/X
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