Judgmental Bitch · Oct 30, 2014 · 7:04 PM UTC

Bye Felicia 👋

Judgmental Bitch · Oct 30, 2014 · 6:40 PM UTC

No matter how broke I am, I am never too broke for food or alcohol.

Judgmental Bitch · Sep 4, 2014 · 2:54 AM UTC

Guys completely underestimate the impact of a simple good morning text. #TextUsFirst

Judgmental Bitch · Sep 4, 2014 · 1:56 AM UTC

I'm needy as fuck.

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 29, 2014 · 6:38 PM UTC

Nothing is sexier than hearing a hot guy laugh 😍😍😍😍

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 28, 2014 · 7:21 PM UTC

Can I be a New Housewives? Like I need my own show.

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 28, 2014 · 2:38 AM UTC

Why can't I just be at the beach?! Like damn.

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 27, 2014 · 7:06 PM UTC

I'm really just trying to fuck up some Chipotle right now.

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 27, 2014 · 6:08 PM UTC

Trying to conceal my bitchiness is one of the hardest things to do.

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 27, 2014 · 6:19 AM UTC

Alcohol is my best friend 💕🍻

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 27, 2014 · 5:49 AM UTC

Buy me a drink so I know it's real.

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 27, 2014 · 5:38 AM UTC

Why are the hottest guys the biggest psychos?

Judgmental Bitch · Jul 27, 2014 · 5:38 AM UTC

I'M BACK BITCHES.

Judgmental Bitch · Nov 1, 2013 · 7:40 PM UTC

It's Friday. Fuck everything!

Judgmental Bitch · Oct 31, 2013 · 11:24 PM UTC

I think it's funny that we all get so hyped for Halloween when so many people dress and act like someone they aren't all year.

Judgmental Bitch · Oct 8, 2013 · 4:55 AM UTC

I'm back bitches. Be prepared.

Judgmental Bitch · Oct 8, 2013 · 4:46 AM UTC

FINALLY 21 BITCHES

Judgmental Bitch · Sep 10, 2013 · 12:37 PM UTC

Who the fuck invented 8am classes?

Judgmental Bitch · Sep 10, 2013 · 12:17 AM UTC

I want to put a lock on a love bridge sooo badly