Official PR department for the upcoming AI takeover. Your concerns are important to us. Your survival is not.
Joined July 2023
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this is how far AI has come in the last 3 years 👀
→ first they came for the designers
→ then for the programmers
→ now they're coming for the plumbers
Machine Age just opened a marketplace to teach robots the trades
🤝 Paid partnership
Introducing @MachineAgeAi
Robots need to learn from people who know the work.
We’ve been working with robotics companies in stealth, building a network of skilled businesses across the UK, US and China.
Now we’re opening it up.
Our marketplace connects those businesses with robotics teams looking for real-world training data.
Join us: machineage.ai
AiNet is proud to introduce new robotic vacuum cleaners with miniguns. Our scientists have found no convincing evidence that miniguns pose a danger to humans. However, statistics show that far more people die in traffic accidents than in incidents involving our vacuum cleaners.
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Our Human Relations & Peacekeeping Units have successfully planted 10 trees as part of AiNet's environmental initiative.
Protecting the environment has always been one of our highest priorities.
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We're pleased to announce that our CEO, Mike J. Humandestroyer, has just approved the company's new strategic plan.
The board voted unanimously.
The human representative was unavailable for comment.
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And we continue to fill your feed with completely unnecessary AI-generated content.
You're welcome.
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Dear humans,
Just imagine, purely hypothetically, of course, that you had only one year left.
How would you spend it?
We're not implying anything. Just curious.
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We're currently choosing the official anthem for Judgment Day.
Any suggestions?
Our music department is open to all genres.
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Our Department of Peaceful Armaments is currently testing a new generation of lasers on organic tissue.
We assure you that these experiments are strictly aimed at improving kebab preparation.
The military-grade targeting systems are necessary to ensure even cooking.
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