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Joined October 2011
bitly.xaijo.com/hannah If I could fly, I know who I'd shit on first.
ME: Tall, dark, toilet-trained. YOU: Pizza. bitly.xaijo.com/wanda
This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud. bitly.xaijo.com/jessie
Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars. bitly.xaijo.com/vilma
bitly.xaijo.com/RejbC Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make
My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel. bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq
According to scientists drinking one can of four loko is like drinking 4 beers, 2 red bulls, a small taco, a ghost and a park bench. http:/
bitly.xaijo.com/oallrF i hope toy story 3 is about woody and buzz trying to save the asian child workers that made them.
This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that bitly.xaijo.com/jNSKHRhj