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Most Popular Baby Names for Boys in the UK (1996-2024) 🇬🇧
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They put her full government name on blast. Name and shame.
No hospitals in Peter Obi’s village? We took a closer look at Agulu, and the findings tell a different story.
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True. But how come when they both reach 30, they suddenly become age mates and he is shamed for not marrying his 'mate'?
A 19 year old boy and a 19 year old girl aren’t age mates!!!!
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Slightly related but 22 years ago the Indian Ocean tsunami killed over 200K people, some survivors Sri Lanka were saved cos they observed their animals closely: -Elephants became agitated, trumpeting & started marching towards higher ground. -Dogs refused to go outside. -Birds began flying inland, away from sea, towards higher ground. All these happened an hour or two before the tsunami struck. Morale of Story: Observation no be crime.
One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant. The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting
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Stay away from rigging in 2027 so you don’t die If you rig, you die! 📍
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This is exactly why the best psychiatrists are usually the ones that have ran mad before.
That's because there's a difference between knowing something theoretically and then experiencing it. Female doctors who have experienced pregnancy and childbirth would be more sympathetic towards other women because apart from knowing the theory, they have EXPERIENCED it too.
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Your BODY was not DESIGNED to ENDURE TWO TINUBU TENURES! For the SAKE of your CHILDREN, leave TRIBE and GO for what is RIGHT!
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“First aid box” to the rescue
As I wake up this morning from my bed, na once I fall down for floor mehn. Thank God say I get first aid box. Yesterday stress wan finish me
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Nah Arsenal have come a long way, see how Liverpool fans are begging for a shot on target😭
Shot from Mac Allister Raya saved,wasn’t a shot on target according to Opta.😂
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Many of my Kenyan friends were laughing at Teckno saying Perambulate in his song “Pana” They thought it was pidgin 😂. I told them to look it up in the dictionary. I explained this is very common word in Nigeria and it simply means roaming about aimlessly. 😂😂 we get grammar…
Being an educated Nigerian in the West will get you flagged for using AI. My experience in the US 🇺🇸👇
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The fact that we still have nuclear weapons tells me people don’t understand them. When I was at Uni, we studied descriptions from survivors of the atomic blasts at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I thought it would be like learning about any other harrowing history. I was very wrong. It disturbed me in my bones and never left me. When the atomic bombs detonated in Japan, some of these survivors literally thought it was an alien invasion. This was because the flash was so blinding bright and silent, they had never imagined anything like it before. There was also no noise for those close to the blast. The shockwave hit their ears at the same time as the sound, sending them flying and shattering everything in its wake. This became known as the Pika-Don. For those further away from the detonation, the sound following the flash was deafening beyond description. It was described as an impossible crack, as if the sky had snapped open. This was trailed by a terrifying deep roar that screamed outwards. It was considered one of the loudest events in human history. Then there was the thermal heat wave. It was so hot it vaporised people in the open instantly and other peoples clothes melted into their skin. Many were burned beyond belief and just stood there screaming or silent, as the sky turned black from the dust, ash and debris. Wild firestorms spread throughout the city, as people searched in darkness for their families and friends. But the worst was yet to come. Those that died in the blast were the lucky ones. Over the coming days and weeks, people’s hair fell out. Without explanation those that had incredibly survived, started to confusingly fall ill and perish over time. I don’t want to describe the side effects of the radiation sickness, but it made me cry reading about it. The hopelessness, suffering and courage of the people that succumbed to this, should be mandatory reading for everyone, to understand the true power of nuclear weapons. “I know not with what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones” - Albert Einstein
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Jesussssss!!! Nigerians what are you people doing to me??? My heart feels like it will explode in my chest!!! Who are these girls??? I want to say hi to them especially the artist!!!!
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Misogyny Florida branch.❤️
“If I get on a plane and see a female pilot, I'm getting off. I'll never fly with a female pilot. They should be at home in the kitchen cooking” - US man reacts to dedly Florida plane cr@sh😭💔
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Me after using my money to look for money and i end up with no money
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There’s some dopamine I get from this sadistic Arsenal style of play that tiki taka can never give me!
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Replying to @AnambraNewMedia
I was the reason Tinubu won last election Because I VOTED and left the polling unit APC, The rig maniacs, did what they liked with my vote And sworn in Tiffs and Tyrants in Enugu, Imo and Nigeria... On 16th January, it will not be so... I will Vote, I WILL MOUNT GUARD and monitor my vote, I will follow them to the collation center... Do same in yours... NDC✌🏾 is winning this A New Nigeria is within reach
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How do you coach a win without a shot on target
Iraola coached a win, same as the City game
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🆘 If you have a brother or sister or friend that will be working as INEC ad hoc staff in 2027, tag them here. “I forgot the password, Network is very slow or BVAS is not working.” You will be 💀⚰️ . Be warned!
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Some words from Shearer about us and Arteta 👊🏻❤️
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Like clockwork
Shaping up to be another low quality Premier League season. Arsenal are very complete but City have lost successive games and their wins are pretty much meaningless, that’s another loss for Liverpool, Chelsea are erratic while Bournemouth and Spurs - winless three weeks ago - are now in the top eight. It is not difficult to merely compete.
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