that's right libs, I've been duped by an elderly pervert and and am mere hours away from the having my cock and balls incinerated in a volcano
Julia Keyoto retweeted
jeritza and dietrich would've loved going into a starbucks and ordering a venti salted caramel mocha frappucino with five pumps of frap roast, four pumps of caramel sauce, four pumps of caramel syrup, three pumps of mocha, three pumps of toffee nut syrup, double blended with-
Julia Keyoto retweeted
pretty noblewoman: hehe, thanks for saving my life, bonaventure! *kisses him on the cheek and walks off*
tobias: *walks in* hey, bona! you got a bonah! baw haw haw!
bonaventure: please refrain from speaking that incessant nonsense any further.
Julia Keyoto retweeted
Earning the right to Gloat: As if she were playing baseball, Mu just pointed to the stands during a match of the Heroic Games and punched her opponent’s head clean off, exactly where she had called her shot.
“It was fucked up, but look! I caught the head!”
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The most unfunny person you know is quoting this and going “heh heh IntSys when making 3H”
🚨 FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES (2019) has been recompiled for PC, featuring 60 FPS, enhanced resolutions and DLC support! 🔥⚔️
Developer onerag90 has released FE3H Recomp, bringing the Nintendo Switch tactical RPG to Windows through static recompilation!
Built on the LAS Recomp framework, the project translates the original Switch game code into a native Windows application rather than relying on conventional Switch emulation!
🔥 FEATURES:
✅ 60 FPS GAMEPLAY IN BATTLES & MONASTERY EXPLORATION!
✅ HIGHER INTERNAL RESOLUTIONS WITH FSR 1 & SMAA!
✅ EXPANSION PASS & CINDERED SHADOWS DLC SUPPORT!
✅ NATIVE VULKAN RENDERING & CONTROLLER SUPPORT!
⚔️ RETURN TO FÓDLAN!
Experience the original tactical battles, monastery activities, character interactions and story of Fire Emblem: Three Houses on modern PC hardware!
🚀 SMOOTHER GAMEPLAY!
The developer reports a steady 60 FPS during monastery exploration and combat on tested AMD Radeon graphics cards!
🖥️ ENHANCED GRAPHICS!
Increase the internal rendering resolution, apply SMAA antialiasing and use AMD FidelityFX Super Resolution 1 for improved image quality!
🎬 CUTSCENES & AUDIO!
The project supports the game's cinematics, music, dialogue, sound effects and environmental reverb.
📦 DLC SUPPORT!
The Expansion Pass, Cindered Shadows and bonus content are supported using your own original DLC files!
🎮 MODERN CONTROLS!
Includes controller support, Xbox-style button prompts and configurable settings.
🔧 STATIC RECOMPILATION!
Built using LAS Recomp, translating the original Nintendo Switch AArch64 code into native PC code, with Vulkan handling graphics rendering.
📦 VERSION 0.1.0 AVAILABLE NOW!
⚠️ EARLY DEVELOPMENT!
The opening chapters, battles, monastery and beginning of Cindered Shadows have been tested.
A complete playthrough hasn't been confirmed, and some graphical effects may be missing or stutter during their first appearance.
💿 Requires your own legally obtained Nintendo Switch game files, version 1.2.0.
🛠️ Developed by onerag90, building on LAS Recomp by Peiikai and contributors.
🤖 AI DISCLOSURE: The developer confirms that Anthropic's Claude wrote most of the Fire Emblem-specific code, with human direction and testing.
⭐ Please consider starring the GitHub repository to support development!
🎮 Project and Windows download:
🔗github.com/onerag90/fe3h-rec…
🌐 Discover more PC ports, recompilations and fan projects:
🔗thegamingemporium.com
#FireEmblemThreeHouses #PCGaming #GamePreservation
Julia Keyoto retweeted
i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked









































