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wichita, ks
Joined October 2010
Can’t even talk sports wit mufuckas anymore without them bringing up their parlays and failed “lost by one leg” slips. BRO FUCK YOUR BETS! THE GAAAAAME Remember we used to talk about the game?
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I genuinely wish people were mature and comfortable enough to call out the people they’re fans of for doing lame shit. You should never blindly follow and be a fan of anyone, ever Just be like “damn that was really lame but im still anticipating their album” or something
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Damn she actually is cold at this..like she’s clearly the best by a wide margin. She just lost her marbles lately
Y’all remember when Nicki taught us how to rap and gave us a whole FREE blueprint
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Are these the greatest shoes of all time omg
Jalen Brunson’s “Ring Night” Kobe 6 PEs are an instant classic. 🏆 “Lil bro with the hardest Kobe's EVER made,” says PJ Tucker 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Imagine complaining about an afternoon NBA game. I want NBA games 24-7. I wanna wake up at 8am to NBA games. I wish I was an NBA game.
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“I do it for free, I fucking hate you” is so fucking funny in response to someone saying you got paid to hate 😭😭😭😭😭 at least I can take pride in Kansas giving me that quote
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Mfs excuse for not going to the gym: “I don’t go because im not tryna get too big fr”
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Nintendo wit the Switch 🕹️ retweeted
Kansas is going to meet (or exceed) all the stereotypes when we hit the national news tonight. Most of Wichita is not like you will be seeing, it's mostly normal decent folks. Remember that please.
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Unfortunately it’s a situation everyone should be aware of whether it happens to you or not. Trying to stop someone from doing something makes them want to do it more
“Gon fuck that nigga get it over with” is one bar I’m never gonna understand
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Nintendo wit the Switch 🕹️ retweeted
Public service announcement: tell 'em Bron still doing it. LeBron James kicks off Year 24 on the cover of SLAM 265. 👑 slam.ly/LeBron-265
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We shouldn't be mean to people who aren't academically smart but we absolutely have a right + responsibility to shame the intellectually incurious. The world is literally on fire because of anti-intellectualism
some of y’all are too mean to people that aren’t academically smart idk you treat it like a moral failure
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😂😂😂😂😂 she’s valid and also a genius for thinking of this in the first place
Opened Instagram and I randomly saw the lady with the earring on her sleeve😭😭 crazy algorithm
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everybody knows it butter pecan but that shit really goes crazy 🔥
If i say " old folks" ice cream. which flavor come to mind?
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Still so crazy this is a normal occurrence in hockey. You really can just catch a fade and the refs will just skate around and officiate it
It takes a lot for a fight to move the needle for me, but this blew my shit clean off (crazy style)
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Gen Z kinda acts like Christopher Columbus
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Not gonna retweet it cause I don’t want it on my timeline but the replies to that Katie Zacharia woman’s last posted pic with Trump are absolutely insane lmaooo she has a humiliation kink
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Not today June. Not my fries, man.
French fries are kinda overrated. This has been my hot take of the day. Thank you
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Motherfuckers will argue with the fucking dictionary man. No exaggeration. There are dumbasses who genuinely try to “well actually” the official dictionary.
Good morning to everyone, but especially the dictionary.
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French fries are kinda overrated. This has been my hot take of the day. Thank you
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