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We're unironically entering Brass Eye territory here
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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck
Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck
Jensen Huang:
'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier:
aftermath.site/nvidia-ceo-af…
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Silicon Valley: AI is gonna take your job and then kill everyone
Normies: ok we are voting against the data centers
Silicon Valley: wait why would you do that
So funny seeing these stats vs PvP sweats acting smug. Sorry I do not want to deal with kids on Adderall with no job, I also do not want to pick up the exact same meta M4A1.
So, here is current stat of players split in #Tarkov
25% PvP
15% PvP Season
60% PvE
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Going for a run in the morning: Beautiful, lovely people, the birds are stirring awake to a gorgeous sunrise.
Going for a run at night:
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The biggest challenge for AI to be accepted in the arts is simply the average AI users lack of taste.
Who is this for but the "Live Laugh Love" people listening to AI country music?
Spotify just announced a feature that could either save the music industry or destroy it.
Starting as early as Q1 2027, Spotify Premium subscribers will be able to use AI to transform any participating artist’s song into a completely different version. Turn a folk ballad into a dance track. Make a hip-hop song sound acoustic. Generate a cover where one artist’s voice performs another artist’s song. Remix a pop hit into lo-fi study music. Create the version of your favorite song that only existed in your head until now.
The remixes will be uploaded directly to Spotify. They’ll appear in playlists. They’ll count toward the original song’s chart position. And most importantly the original artist will earn royalties every time someone listens to a fan-created remix of their work.
Spotify has already signed a landmark licensing deal with Universal Music Group the world’s largest record label. Negotiations with Sony Music and Warner Music are ongoing. The feature will cost an additional $4–$5/month on top of Spotify Premium. And analysts project 7–8% of American subscribers will adopt it by 2028.
This is not Suno or Udio generating music from text prompts. This is fans remixing real songs by real artists with the artists’ permission, on the world’s largest streaming platform, with royalties flowing back to the creators.
A music industry analyst who’s covered streaming economics for 15 years told her team something after reading the licensing agreement that reframed how she understood the future of recorded music.
“Spotify just turned 640 million listeners into 640 million potential remixers. The question isn’t whether people will use it they will. The question is whether paying artists for fan remixes solves the economics of streaming or creates a world where the original recording is worth less than the infinite remixes generated from it.”
Here’s what Spotify’s AI remix feature actually is, who wins, who loses, and why this might be the most consequential decision in the music industry since the launch of streaming itself 🧵
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All these people care about is where to park their 1 ton hunk of metal. They don't care that Acland street is a great place for families. Genuinely parasitic
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At Flinders Street station right now, it's absolutely heaving for spring carnival.
I have seen hundreds of ultra scuffed RM Williams and ill fitting suits. Appalled
#beastmode unfortunately
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Haven't been to the NGV Australia in a bit. Really good selection of galleries this time around, always good to check out the Australian Impressionism section
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Thanks to the power of AI you can now make funny or die videos from 2009 in the comfort of your own home










































