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Joined July 2013
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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST Don't forget October 3rd
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This video belongs in the hall of fame😭🔥
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"If you woulda told me when I was 13 that when I was 36 I'd be playing World of Warcraft still, I would say hell ya" Timthetatman on WoW Forever never letting the addicts quit😂
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she said “you’ll never find another me” like unc ain’t spent 30 years finding rare ones
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Hey @grok , which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years , AI or Climate Change ? Assign a probability to each If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens If the answer is no. Explain why
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I AM GIVING AWAY 20 KEYS FOR BLACKWOOD By day you run a DVD store in 2012 New York, by night, you're a ruthless assassin Just Like, RT, Follow, and Reply to enter. Good Luck
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No es que los hombres no maduramos, es que las mujeres no nos entienden 😂
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NO NOT DOLLY PARTON NO GOD
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I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries
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GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSESSSSSS I LIKE GOTH CHICKS WITH FAT ASSESSSSS
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how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking
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100% they should do this @WarcraftDevs @Warcraft
Think I'll head to the Barrens today to pay tribute to the man. @BlizzardCS do the right thing... Put a Chuck Norris NPC somewhere in the Barrens, perhaps on top of a mountain as a protector. Should be in all versions of the game.
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Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!
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My biggest conspiracy theory is after this concert every sovereign nation on the planet simultaneously recognized how easily they could be overthrown so they made everything gay and retarded and full of third worlders
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Punch 2026. Punch 2030.
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Me at work everyday
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Tubi gone crash March 1st. They bringing all the good cartoon network shows on there 😭🔥
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Tubi adding 99+ classic Cartoon Network / WB shows on March 1st
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