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To put this in context, this would be like the Sacramento State Hornets beating every team in the SEC.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
EVERYONE uses and embraces “identity politics”. They just don’t like it when people they disagree with do the same thing.
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.”
Trump’s dementia:
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Him and his friends bought the .si domains a few months ago.
Now they’re trying to cash in.
Hope this helps.
I have no idea why renaming AI is so bizarrely important to Trump. Nobody cares about the name he chose. Nobody is using it or will use it. And it’s not even technically accurate because “super intelligence” already had an agreed upon, widely adopted definition. This is the weirdest political hill to die on. It gains you nothing. Not a single ordinary American in the country, anywhere, cares deeply about making sure people say “SI” instead of “AI.” We are days away from a major election and this bullshit is the focus? Just baffling.
It was way more entertaining last year. You had a good guy and a bad guy. This year you have two guys no one gives a fuck about.
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“Stacey’s mom has got it going on.”
Bro, she’s in her late seventies you sick fuck.
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Clay was born in 1979 and the first one opened in his hometown of Nashville in 2005 so if he had it growing up it’d be on a vacation to California. A special occasion indeed.
Anyway, I had Cheesecake Factory tonight. It’s great.
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This is the single funniest thing I have ever tweeted.
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This can’t be true?
My MAGA associates assured me that once USAID was canceled, the left would never win another election.
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Nobody in any sport ever demands to be traded to Milwaukee
Jaylen Brown was reportedly the one who demanded a trade from Boston and was pushing for a move to Milwaukee, per @Scalabrine
“I think Jaylen Brown lives in his own reality. But because it wasn’t being documented that he demanded to be traded, then I don’t think that anybody, anybody thinks that, that he could—now, he could say that it was Tatum’s fault.
Like, he could just make stuff up. But my understanding is Jaylen Brown went to the organization and had a list of demands. And it was like, ‘You either do this or you trade me.’
And he was rooting to get traded to Milwaukee, including calling some other teammates about, ‘Hey, man, what do you think of Milwaukee? We should go there.’”
(Via @SiriusXMNBA )
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Thought this was the father walking his daughter down the aisle for a second.
Fox News stars Ainsley Earhardt and Sean Hannity tied the knot on Saturday at the historic Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea in Palm Beach, Florida, returning to the place where Hannity proposed over Christmas in 2024.
Surrounded by their children, relatives and closest friends, the couple exchanged vows in a heartfelt ceremony that reflected their shared faith and the importance of family in their lives.
Get the full details on Ainsley and Sean's wedding and the personal touches that made their big day memorable: foxnews.com/media/ainsley-ea…
