Spouse to @hannahlaci • Preaching Minister @LafayetteCoC • M.Div. from @ACUGST • Mut
St. Louis, MO.
Joined July 2012
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"The Church is a garden patterned with countless flowers, so there must be a variety of sizes, colors, scents...Each has its value, its charm, its joy; while the whole vast cluster of these variations makes for beauty in its most graceful form."
~Francis de Sales
Throughout my young adulthood I've consistently wondered at what point I will be able to enter a Lowe's and feel like I belong, as a true man. I am now as old as Christ was when he was crucified, but felt like a child looking for a piece of Lowe's lumber today.
How long, O Lord?
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Taylor Swift producing an album with Bon Iver and The National is the pop culture dream of every Zeta Rho girl ever queened by Knights.
If the Conclave concludes the same day as my 2nd son is born and Pierbattista Pizzaballa is elected (a very non-zero possibility), I will interpret this as providence and change my son's planned name to Pizzaballa Johnson.
I consider meekness a virtue until the need arises to once again speak to Spectrum about perpetual and un-agreed upon bill raises. At that point, a combination of pastoral persuasion, righteous anger, and table-flipping energy bursts forth, as I seek to conquer my ultimate foe.
"As you'll see in the account notes from May 18, 2024, when I spoke to ___ who specifically said she would write this down for the next representative, you'll be able to note the discrepancy between the established plan and the damage that has been wrought to my family since."
Listening to Josh Turner hymns at 1130pm on a Tuesday while making a dozen scrambled eggs. I love those moments in life where you go, "Huh. I bet no one in the history of humanity has had this exact same experience."
A flawless Wild Card round! (Yes, this is the only thing I have decided is worthy to tweet about all year)
1) Tigers
2) Guardians
3) Royals
4)
5) Padres
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6) Phillies
7) Mets
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8)
9) Dodgers
10)
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11)
12) Yankees
Rooting preferences for MLB '24 Playoffs (players, past success/failure, storylines, vibes, etc.)
1) Tigers
2) Guardians
3) Royals
4) Orioles
5) Padres
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6) Phillies
7) Mets
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8) Brewers
9) Dodgers
10) Braves
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11) Astros
12) Yankees
I wrote a multiple-paragraph essay--thesis statement and all--to the City of St. Louis Parking Violations Bureau requesting forgiveness for a $20 parking ticket I received last weekend. They responded, "The results of our investigation, however, do not substantiate your
claim."
Went to school for 21 total grades and yet never have I ever not had to utter, "Now is a tornado watch or warning the bad one?"
(Woke up to the bad one this morning) #STLWX
This was a huge night for Blake Lively-- and we should just all be thankful we get to witness her legacy growing further and further
