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So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq
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Why are we having to pay for an MOT on our cars to make sure they are roadworthy whilst we are driving on roads that are causing damage to our cars because they are becoming unroadworthy?
What’s our car tax being spent on?
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Not only is their chocolate now full of palm oil and tates like 💩, Cadbury's also seem to be scared of the word "Easter"
@CadburyUK, do better❗️
📸: @frankveryfrank
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"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt." - Ricky Gervais
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Hi SubwayUK. I have just been refused service and asked to leave your store in Wokingham because I had my guide dog with me.
@SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs
ALT Alun with his new guide dog standing underneath a Christmas tree.
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Frank Zappa was decades ahead of his time. He said this in 1981:
"Schools train people to be ignorant. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus."
"They prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex that needs manpower."
"As long as you're just smart enough to do a job, and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're going to be alright."
"Schools mechanically and very specifically try and breed out any hint of creative thought in the kids that are coming up."
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These two hypocrites just flew 6000 miles in separate planes to lecture the rest of us on carbon emissions ✈️💨
