From Cymru to the Midlands and back. Anxious millennial. Weird food connoisseur. TTRPG nerd. Neurodivergent. Environmental science student. Big NPC energy
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“From where you’re kneeling it must look like an 18 karat ton of bad luck. Truth is ... the game was rigged from the start.” - Benny
Just casually getting drunk af and raving round my flat cause I feel like dancing and I have no one to party with. Genuinely a MOOD
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My highlights of the #GeneralElection2024
The Greens getting 4 seats
Plaid getting 4 seats and a Tory whipe out in Cymru
Corbyn keeping his seat
5 Pro Palestinian indies winning
Mark Harper losing his seat (I've met him, he's a cunt)
And of course THE TORIES ARE FUCKING GONE
The greens getting four seats (and taking two of them off tories) buzzing about that! Don't get me wrong, I'd have liked even more, but for a party who's only ever had one, that's pretty bloody good
Is Starmer the prime minister I'd have wanted? No
Did I vote for him? No
Do I think he'll be better than Rishi and his merry band of bastards? Yes
Will I be celebrating getting the fuckers out? Abso-bloody-lutley
#GeneralElection2024
"Drink every time rishi says "labour are not being straight about raising your taxes"
10 minutes in
#BBCDebate
Brook Yn Unig 💚🌍🖤 retweeted
And that, my friends, is how you do an election announcement in the style of The Thick of It. Suit getting shinier from the rain and your opponent’s theme song from their landslide 27 years ago blasting in the background.
