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Full-time Product Owner, part-time home line cook

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined April 2010
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A really honest and vulnerable moment from the #UCLToday crew to open today's show 🥹❤️
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dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon
As a Dutch child I was exposed to extreme amounts of weed smoke, but thanks to being fed large amounts of herring, my brain formed a protective layer which has kept my IQ intact
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#MCSAMissing Taunira Abrahams (16) was last seen 19 February 2025. If you personally, or your company | or your place of work, would like to make a donation to #MCSA, please click here to donate: missingchildren.org.za/page/… - Thank you
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🤝 People make great companies. Great companies need great People Officers!🙌 #LelapaAI is #Hiring a #PeopleOfficer to build and drive high-performance teams in an AI Start-up. 📩 Apply now: forms.gle/86D5VB6foNyLK1M19 #HR #TechCareers #AIForAfrica #Leadership
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And this is why Starlink must not come to SA. Our Internet access cannot be dependent on the whims of an extortionist man child
Ukraine was warned it faced an imminent shutdown of Elon Musk’s vital Starlink satellite internet system unless it signed the extortion deal on rare earth minerals, Reuters reports.
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U.S. Congressman Jonathan L. Jackson cooking Elon Musk in that second last paragraph. Lies were being spread, but the truth is slowly gaining momentum 🔥 🔥
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Just dropping in to say Slow Horses is really good and that Gary Oldman’s farts are a character on their own.
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MF DOOM’S MM..FOOD diner at camp flog gnaw 🎡
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I want to get in a time machine to go back to 1998 and try to convince people that in 2024 a near-60 year old Mike Tyson will be fighting a kid from Disney Channel over the world wide web via the company that rents DVDs via mail, broadcast by Rosie Perez.
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Dear @SuperSportTV Streams, I will never speak bad about you ever again. Regards,
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Let's gooooo London 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇸🇩🇨🇩🇾🇪🇸🇾
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Have you ever considered making your own bacon? Of course you have. Check out the recipe here instagram.com/reel/C_tCjXmKr…
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Jo-Ane van Dyk adds another medal 🥈 to the #TeamSA tally! #TeamSA #Olympics #ForMyCountry
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RT @OfficialTeamRSA: 🇿🇦 Akani Simbine set a new national record in the men's 100m final with 9.82, finishing 4th! 🏃‍🔥  #TeamSA #ForMyCount…
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So nice he did it twice 🔮 Alzeadon Felix Man of the match performance vs. Blue Bulls Craven Week 2024. Special special player.
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“The EU has 250 coal powered stations, the USA has 216 and China has 3000, BUT EU countries want to give SA loans and small grants to close 20 coal stations SA has, on the other side the Richards Bay Port is reporting 500% increase on coal export to EU countries and China”
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This tweet isn't it, this tweet isn't it AT ALL. 🗑️ I hope people don't feel intimidated in any regard and have chosen who they feel adequately represents their views & could give them & future generations a positive future. (whether it happens or not).
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They took that IEC money and gave R200m to parties in parliament. Now people must queue for +6hrs to vote while the money needed to run elections is used by the establishment to stay in power. This is why We Need New Leaders.
It'd be VERY useful to bear in mind that the @IECSouthAfrica 's budget was CUT. What they had was insufficient to begin with, but being cut in the order of R350 million is not a joke.
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One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this. - Omar el Akkad
BREAKING: Netanyahu says the air strike in Rafah on Sunday was "a tragic mistake" and adds that it will be investigated
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