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Jack of all trades, master of tying my own shoes.

Nashville, TN
Joined March 2010
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Force Paul Dolan to let Chris Antonetti build a roster with 180M and we genuinely may never lose a game again
Replying to @JeffPassan
In its proposal, MLB also set new numbers for its proposed cap and floor in 2028. The cap would be $258.2 million while the floor would be $180.2 million. In its previous proposal, the league had offered a $245.3 million ceiling and $171.2 million floor.
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Justin Onslow retweeted
What ever forces the Cleveland Guardians to spend money is what I support. Point blank period.
News: MLB made a new salary-cap proposal today. The league now wants it to start in 2028, rather than 2027. The league is proposing a $180.2 million floor and $258.2 million cap for 2028.
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No one has ever “downplayed” this moment Justin…. Not once…. This is the scariest moment of any Cubs fans entire life. The moment that ball hit that bat no one ever downplay it stop trying to get likes Cleveland is still a shitty fucking team. Couldn’t even hold onto their name
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I don’t understand people who downplay this moment because of the outcome of this game/series. This is a Top 3 Cleveland baseball moment of all time and I’m not sure it’s 2 or 3.
November 2, 2016: Cannot believe this was already 10 years ago today. Still not over the result. Rajai Davis x Hammy
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All of a sudden this account can go to hell
THE INDIANS ARE ONE WIN FROM A WORLD SERIES TITLE. Cleveland beats Chicago 7-2 at Wrigley Field to take a 3-1 series lead. Corey Kluber allows one run over six innings, and Jason Kipnis delivers a three-run homer. The Cubs have to win three straight to keep their championship dream alive.
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Hedgey if he wants to come back. The rest can go.
Guardians set to become free agents: 🔺Foster Griffin 🔺Austin Hedges 🔺Nathaniel Lowe 🔺Rhys Hoskins Who should the Guardians re-sign? #GuardsBall
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This can’t be an even remotely serious question
MLB EDITION: Let’s be honest… Babe Ruth walks into this room and wants a seat. Who’s getting kicked out of theirs? 👀
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Name a player who got flat-out robbed of an MVP. Everybody knew it that year, and it still isn't right. Any sport, any era.
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This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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Just feel like posting this one because 🔥
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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The comments section omg. How is this still up
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My new best (and favorite card). 🙌
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A terrifying success story in four parts @CardPurchaser
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Justin Onslow retweeted
The race is bitterly divided on the issue of a transcontinental railroad.
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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This. All the pitching decisions were magnified 10x by not being able to score runs. When your team can’t hit, and it feels like you need zeros every innings from everyone on the staff to have a chance, the issue is clearly a mediocre (or worse) offense.
Replying to @FranmilsEyebrow
He isn’t the reason Parker Messick had a 52.6% HardHit% this Postseason, or the reason Joey Cantillo couldn’t throw strikes or miss bats. Brayan Rocchio had a wRC+ of 2, Adell, Bazz, and Kwan had wRC+ in the 60’s and Nate Lowe slugged .297. Turn your fucking brains on.
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I went into this series with respect and even a little fondness for the Rays. That Caminero three-minute home run trot ended that shit in a hurry. Brewers in 4.
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(The Dolans just lucked into a lockout and a new excuse to not put an entire postseason of extra ticket revenue toward payroll.)
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3-1 and it feels like 30-1.
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