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I agree but also is it time for us to admit the enstars collab was pathetically bland especially for a collab set

okay goodnight

I got some scary ass customers today normally they’re all cute old ladies with nagging husbands but there was malice in the air I guess

work is extra eerie today just found someone’s social security card and it’s empty asf

wisdom teeth fucking hurt bro oh my god this sucks so bad god forbid I wanna eat

yes my name is amphis and yes I did fall into the bl manhwa —> bl manga —> danmei pipeline what about it

It’s so funny seeing the same shaving techniques being advertised, hated on, then advertised again, cause wdym epilators are “back in” when you same people were calling it a torture device one summer ago

my neighbors kinda scare me cause the last time I went to the block party EVERY single person I ran into said “Wow, you’re just in time for dessert!” and directed me towards the chocolate cake

Why is there a downside to sleeping on literally any surface of your body do I have to be floating to have a good rest nowadays

I need a massage so bad my neck is genuinely stiffer than a board and my whole spine cracks every time I bend over

My managers play around too much I don’t really mind quitting or getting fired bro

why do vacuums never work

everyone in my life rn is high on crack my now ex friend got back with her rapist ex bf and my other friend lied to her manager that her house burned down then my other ex friend gave her 100 MG OF WEED and now she’s passed out in some persons home bc her dad was gonna bha

Always fucks me up when people see any election map of illinois and say “I never knew illinois was so red”. Like, you mean the 5 people who don’t live up north lol?? Every rural area in the US is red because no one lives there

Okay guys no longer failing calculus I always bounce back

I refuse to read book summaries cause they’ll deadass just spoil the whole thing most of the time. Just let me in blind atp