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The Mile-High Club (Denver)
Joined April 2009
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Wanna impress me? Winter Olympics in the North Pole. #Sochi2014 #Sochi
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With the money spent on this #OpeningCeremony they could've fed all of Russia. #Sochi2014 #sochi #SochiFail
These baller dancers are doing exceptionally well considering they've been drinking brown water in their hotel rooms. #Sochi2014 #Sochi
Only way this opening ceremony could be gayer is if Barbara Streisand came down from the ceiling
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The #OpeningCeremony represents the entire world trying to distract itself from Justin Bieber's antics. #Sochi2014 #Sochi
Rite of Spring, as in Igor Stravinsky? #Sochi2014 #sochi #OpeningCeremony
How do I feel about the Swiss team? Pretty neutral. #booooooo #Sochi2014 #sochi #OpeningCeremony
When I saw the Team USA sweaters… #Sochi2014 #sochi #OpeningCeremony
Good thing I don't have a pizza right now because I could eat an entire pie. #Sochi2014 #Sochi #OpeningCeremony
If my life depended on me pointing on a globe to where San Marino is, I'd be dead. 💀 #Sochi2014 #Sochi #OpeningCeremony
How have they not played A Russian version of Taco's Puttin' on the Ritz called Putin' on the Ritz? #Sochi2014 #Sochi #OpeningCeremony
When New Zealand walked out they should've CGI'd Smeagol walking out with them. #Aaaaaaaaandnobodygotit #Sochi2014 #sochi #OpeningCeremony
If these Russians break into the Thriller dance I will flip this table in joy. #sochi #OpeningCeremony
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The audience would rather be back in their roofless hotel rooms #OpeningCeremonies #sochi
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More important than being a superior athlete is being a superior human being. #Sochi2014 #Sochi #OpeningCeremony