With the money spent on this #OpeningCeremony they could've fed all of Russia.
#Sochi2014 #sochi #SochiFail
These baller dancers are doing exceptionally well considering they've been drinking brown water in their hotel rooms.
#Sochi2014 #Sochi
Joe retweeted
Only way this opening ceremony could be gayer is if Barbara Streisand came down from the ceiling
The #OpeningCeremony represents the entire world trying to distract itself from Justin Bieber's antics.
#Sochi2014 #Sochi
Good thing I don't have a pizza right now because I could eat an entire pie.
#Sochi2014 #Sochi #OpeningCeremony
If my life depended on me pointing on a globe to where San Marino is, I'd be dead. 💀
#Sochi2014 #Sochi #OpeningCeremony
How have they not played A Russian version of Taco's Puttin' on the Ritz called Putin' on the Ritz?
#Sochi2014 #Sochi #OpeningCeremony
When New Zealand walked out they should've CGI'd Smeagol walking out with them.
#Aaaaaaaaandnobodygotit
#Sochi2014 #sochi #OpeningCeremony
Joe retweeted
If these Russians break into the Thriller dance I will flip this table in joy. #sochi #OpeningCeremony
Joe retweeted
The audience would rather be back in their roofless hotel rooms #OpeningCeremonies #sochi
More important than being a superior athlete is being a superior human being.
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