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stealth and humor are my super powers my tweets and thoughts are my own because, come on, who else would come up with this stuff?

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Joined April 2012
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Huge shout out to Louise and Sarah for inviting me to be a part of the Making of Me podcast. I was humbled and honored to share my adoption story and YA novel, "To Whom It May Concern." youtube.com/watch?v=fXCU8mND… @makingofmepdcst #adoption #podcast #IndieAuthor
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Tripadvisor says San Antonio’s picturesque River Walk is serene and relaxing. Last night it was neither.
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Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time. 🔗 rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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Wishing a joyous Kwanzaa to all who celebrate in Sacramento County and around the world!
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Will my drawings get me to the SB? Day 105 Happy Game Day!! Time to rip these Teddy Bears apart and show them who’s the best in the NFC! 💥 What are score predictions for today? #WillMyDrawings #49ers #fttb
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We don’t have a complete account of Donald Trump and his family’s finances. But a clear picture has emerged: enrichment of the First Family on a scale that is unprecedented in American history. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/wK…
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Will my drawings get me to the SB? Day 104 Stretching game day after Christmas be like 😂🤭 What are your expectations for tomorrow? 👀 #WillMyDrawings #49ers #fttb
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Except when used by your neighbor before 8 on a Saturday morning.
One of God’s great gifts to humanity is the leaf blower.
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Will my drawings get me to the SB? Day 103 Mood for the day after Christmas 🏡🤭 Does anyone know what we’re supposed to be doing? 😂 #WillMyDrawings #49ers #fttb
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In the words of our founder, we believe that survivors matter, their healing matters, and we must support them. Contribute to our cause and support the healing of survivors this holiday season at give.joyfulheartfoundation.o…. #SupportSurvivors
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Last week, a group of us went to the @castateparks Commission meeting & spoke during general public comments. (The gondola was not on the agenda.) We reminded the commissioners and State Parks staff about our communities' opposition to the LA ART gondola project. #StopTheGondola
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Will my drawings get me to the SB? Day 102 Merry Christmas Faithful! ❤️💛 Hope you all are having a wonderful holiday with the ones you cherish the most! ✨ #WillMyDrawings #49ers #fttb
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all from my mom and me. We enjoyed some fun moments this year, including a trip to Graceland. Sending extra prayers for those missing loved ones this season. 🫂🫶🏼💙
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The Donner Party
Don't remember the last time I've seen the blend of models show 150-200" of snow in less than 5 days, but that's the forecast in part of the Sierra Nevada mountains through this weekend. Crazy intense upsloping and snow totals inbound!
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Arsenal and Crystal Palace's incredible penalty contest 🍿 Odegaard ✅ Mateta ✅ Rice ✅ Devenny ✅ Saka ✅ Hughes ✅ Trossard ✅ Sosa ✅ Merino ✅ Lerma ✅ Calafiori ✅ Wharton ✅ Timber ✅ Uche ✅ Saliba ✅ Lacroix ❌ The Gunners are into the semi-final of the EFL Cup 🏆
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Donald Trump, Tuesday, December 23, 2025: "Anybody that disagrees with me will never be the Fed Chairman." Words that will haunt any Trump Fed nominee. Trump could not be more clear: he's going to install a puppet that serves his needs, not the American people.
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Will my drawings get me to the SB? Day 100 Happy Victory Tuesday! JJ really stole Colts Christmas yesterday 🤭👀 What was your favorite moment? #WillMyDrawings #49ers #fttb
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Go Greenland!
Premier of Greenland statement today; “Dear fellow citizens 🇬🇱 Once again, we have woken up to a new statement from the American president, who has now appointed a special envoy to Greenland. It may sound significant, but it does not change anything for us here at home. We decide our own future. Greenland is our country. We have our own democracy, our own decisions, and a strong community that stands firm. Greenland belongs to the Greenlandic people, and territorial integrity must be respected. We are happy to cooperate with other countries, including the United States, but this must always be done with respect for us and for our values and wishes. There is no reason for concern. We stand together, and we stand firm 💪 Take good care of one another as we approach Christmas 💙🇬🇱💙”
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Curious to learn more about CECOT? Hear Juan, Andry, and Wilmer share firsthand how the Trump administration branded them as gang members without evidence and deported them to the brutal El Salvadoran prison. youtube.com/watch?v=Lku5h9xj…
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Will my drawings get me to the SB? Day 99 It’s Game Day! 🏎️💥 Our fate is in our hands, let’s cross the finish line in first place! 🙌🏼✨ #WillMyDrawings #49ers #fttb
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#Dodgers 2025 Payroll — $417.3 million Luxury tax due — $169.4 million Deferred salaries — $1.064 billion 2025 attendance— Over 4 million Revenues — $1 billion Back to back World Series wins — Priceless? When you’re rich enough, you don’t have to ask ocregister.com/2025/12/19/do…
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