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Bukayo Saka and his fiancé Tolami Benson at the 70th Ballon d’Or ceremony🫡🖤
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🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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next english player to win the ballon dor keep it warm for us @HKane
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A dad of 4 has been left brain dead after being shot in the face after trying to break up a road rage argument in Woolwich. Dad of four pulled over in his van and tried to intervene when two motorists argued. A relative wrote on Facebook: “An innocent man at the wrong place at the wrong time. Family man who was on his way home from work.”
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“Ucl top scorer” “World Cup top scorer” “La liga top scorer” “Training grounds top scorer “
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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laugh out loud
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Kylian Mbappé, 2nd at the Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Best thing Harry Kane did was leave Spurs
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I don’t think Mbappe will ever see a Ballon D’or man. Yamal crying, Dw you got the next ones star forreal
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Replying to @Arsenal
BUKAYOOOO
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Recognised for his incredible humanitarian work ❤️ The 2026 Socrates Award winner - Bukayo Saka 💫

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The year is 2076, and Lamine Yamal wins his 53rd Best Young Player of the Year Award.
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This translator is running it through AI and reading it as she goes along
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LOOOOOOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cameraman got grabbed up on live TV bro i’m in tears
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Best player in the world
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Mbappe is the best player in the world
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TSU SURF DROPS UNBOTHERED 2 FREESTYLE “NORMALLY DO THE REPO BUT I SHOULDA HIT THE REMY, UH BUT FUC*#ING UP A HOME SOMETHING I CANT ENVY” 👀🤔👀
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‘Good luck Chrisss’ is hilarious
CHRIS BROWN DUE TO BE SENTENCED OVER 2023 LONDON NIGHTCLUB ATTACK 🚨 The singer pleaded guilty to affray after CCTV reportedly showed him hitting producer Abe Diaw with a glass bottle. Affray carries up to 3 years in prison.
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I did not know this was a parody of that 😬🤣🤣🤣
22 years later and we’re still waiting for **“My Salsa”** to drop. 😭 Eminem really took Kelis’ **“Milkshake”** and gave us a fake single so convincing, fans are still asking where the full track is.
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