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she/her. I only care about my dog. insta: kshoobyy

St Petersburg, FL
Joined May 2014
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The most attractive things to me, in no particular order, are emotional intelligence, communication, and a fat ass.
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I sure do miss @meranderr’s sweet ass
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Flying to Tahiti tomorrow. Bye.
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If you cheat on your partner, you are literally the worst kind of person to ever exist
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Anyone have an in at any tech startups, specifically #Saas? I’m trying to get out of the service industry and break into tech sales either as a SDR or BDR.
NOTHING gives me the ick more than people who walk into the restaurant the second it opens. That’s so embarrassing.
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For Christmas I got an Oculus quest 2 and COVID
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Columbine. Sandy Hook. Santa Fe. Parkland. Today, it's Oxford High School. In the 22 years since Columbine, Congress hasn't passed a single, major gun safety law. When will enough be enough?
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Just cleaned my water bottle straw for the first time in idk how long and now I want to unalive myself 🙃
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Omg yesss the blonde again I’m drooling
I get so excited when I can see the moon in the sky during the daytime
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Should I start dating again yes or no?
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I started taking lexapro a while ago and I’m not depressed anymore but now I feel like I’m not as funny as I was. What if my funny was part of my depression what do I do?? That was one of my main selling points as a person. Who even am I if I’m not funny
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💔#GABBYPETITO she touched the world.
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Me every single night
Can’t stop thinking about the coffee I’m going to have in the morning
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I can never put my volume on an odd number without anxiety, thank you @KShoobs lmfao
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Dolphin captivity is animal cruelty.@MoveTheWorldUS are calling on @Expedia to STOP selling tickets to venues that promote dolphin captivity #NoTanksExpedia @Protect_Wldlife @TheOrcaProject @_AnimalAdvocate @Animals1st @rickygervais @PeterEgan6 @IAPWA
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Anyone wanna get scuba certified with me so we can go on dive trips?
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Actually my new gf
Mother Natures new gf 🕊
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