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The trio started as the Crunchwrap Supremes to avoid a lawsuit from Diana Ross only to be sued by Taco Bell.

Hey I think I'm ready to join your fantasy football league.!

I've given away thousands to these trick or treaters and not one receipt from Unicef.

I've manipulated the Twitter algorithm to keep my number of views under ten.

Beer seems a little bit pricey to be crying in.

In the #sixties America still invented dances. Now we #import dances.

Excuse me is this still the regular web? I got turned around looking for the dark web.

You can get some of the best free #candy at health fairs!

It’s easy. Just beat the odds.

The only #wishes that come true for me are those ‘genie wishes’ that suck and you learn a lesson at the end.

Look a gift horse in the mouth and a gift horse jockey will try to kick your ass.

Of my tolerances, alcohol is way more than pain.

Oh no! I just helped someone that didn't 'really' need help.

It's a teapot world and guess whose getting shorter and stouter!

Fifty years of parties will fix that #fomo of yours.

I can't believe all the #money I've made. And it only cost a little #environment!

My left foot hasn't had steady #work since the dimmer switch relocated to the steering column.