
AGENDA PIECE HATER | read Fire Punch❗️| i really like older music | private: @Khanyay_2
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i have received a transmission from Epic Games. i am to draw a picture of our lord and master who will exterminate the unemployed Tim Sweeney. this is our god, trustworthy and loving. he wants to kill you but he wants you to open your chests. he cares about you chuds, he is good
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Jackin’ 4 Joints retweeted
Had to sneak to the bathroom so the wife wouldn’t see me watching my favorite show. She says Soulja Toy is ruining our marriage but I just can’t get enough of these wacky characters and their wild antics!
yeah man i’m so sure fortnite is gonna die over entitled crybabies ruining their health over mid skins in a mid ass video game 😭😭😭
good bait
🏴☠️ We heard your prayers …
The Pirate Coin drop rate has been increased from 1 in 137,500 to 1 in 5,000! 🎯
Finding one should now be much easier. 🥁
Happy looting! 🏴☠️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post is from @ForrtniteStatus, a self-described parody account not affiliated with Fortnite or Epic Games. Official sources confirm the Pirate Shop Access drop rate remains 1 in 137,500 per chest with only temporary Treasure Hour boosts, not increased to 1 in 5,000.
x.com/FortniteStatus…
forbes.com/sites/paultass…
gamingroute.com/fortnite-pirat…
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Jackin’ 4 Joints retweeted
This token shtick has shown me that Fortnite players are incredibly entitled
Jackin’ 4 Joints retweeted
This is killing me man.
Of ALL the scummy things epic has done hosting an in-game sweepstakes isn't it.
It's not even gambling.
They're literally stressing their selves out grinding this because they feel so entitled and don't have self control.
Jackin’ 4 Joints retweeted
LMAOOOOOOO guy that doesn’t vote wants you ! The American people to fund his fatass in playing GTA 6 instead of missing out and being broke like the rest of us. Sincerely go fuck yourself
Sorry if this comes off as desperate. I know I’m asking for a lot, but anything would genuinely help. I’ve been wanting to play the new GTA so badly, and it would honestly mean the world to me if I got the chance to play it 🙏❤️
gofund.me/6d5113d82
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post links to a GoFundMe claiming the organizer lacks a PlayStation, but the account has previously posted about time spent on a PS5 and recently played GTA 5.
gofundme.com/f/need-a-ps5-f…
x.com/wstgoat7/statu…
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idk who needs to hear this, but you are not entitled to find the token. it’s an event
























