will probably not be post many more Xcrements on this disaster of a hellsite, maybe I'll post more on bluesky with the same username??

subscribe today to this dying platform as we implement solutions to problems we directly created

now over on the other hellsite with the same username. maybe I’ll post some exclusive hot new content there

A question for people who have moved away from some location that were at for a significant period of time: would you still want to be invited to friends having events in those locations despite not being able to go, or would you rather not see the invites to those events at all?

I am far less than 239,000 miles from The Cure

thank you shadow president taylor swift

cracker barrel has fallen

glad to see @WeAreTragedy continuing to hold up the rich legacy of bands using @RockBand keytars on the road

I'm at the bathroom. I'm at the nuclear launch code storage room. I'm at the combination bathroom and nuclear launch code storage room.

These words have been lodged into my brain for the rest of my life. I will be on my death bed and I will say “Cracker Barrel has fallen” and nobody will know what I’m talking about.

enjoy hell, pat robertson

how he thought it would go down

the closest two just announced @electric6 shows are at sit down dinner and a show restaurants, what the heck. are we all old now

always gotta look up what those random Simpsons addresses were actually pulled from (cc @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill)