Some things I've been able to do recently, when I was a teenager I used to marvel at people who could do them and pray that one day it would be me too...
The universe is unbelievably kind if you don't stop working. Dear men, keep working.
Bugatti told me this morning my iPhone Duo wont get in till next week… Then he proceeds to post brand new units an hour ago…
Rage bait no pass like this. I have been successfully rage baited. Make I go him store go cause fight.
Happy to announce I’m going on my first ever brand sponsored trip in November. The brand in question is XtraSpace.
If you want to report my behavior to them so they can cancel the trip please email: [email protected]
I will be appropriately dealt with.
All these fighting that I caused… on purpose btw and the only thing on my mind is when will my Duo be delivered so I can experience the first foldable iPhone. 🤭
You haven't heard? My "carrier" is dead. I have a lot of time on my hands 😂
Replying to @KaganTech
I know you're a very busy person how do you find the time to tweet n interact on here so often?
I’m still hiring at Xtra Space. Incase you know anyone who is a perfect fit please forward the opportunity to them.
I am not great at a lot of things, but you see finding talent and nurturing it to full potential. Not many people are greater.
On that note, I think it's time to open the doors of @thereboottv to one more presenter. I need a storyteller with a love for epic african stories. The more gory, the better. Eran iya Osogbo, Koto Aiye, madam koikoi esque storytellers.
If this is you, and you are available to join a team fulltime or parttime in the City of Akure. Send an email to [email protected] with a video link no longer that 90 seconds telling the most captivating epic story you can think of.
Good luck!
Forbes has been following me since I joined twitter bro.
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There are wayyyyy too many beautiful women in the world for you to be fooling yourself over a poor Nigerian girl.
Gentlemen, please don't be stupid.
Tomorrow I will wear only the socks and bag and be walking around. If you see me naked outside, just accept it like that. Life will go on.
I tell person say I no get clothe to wear, I say send me clothe put socks and sell bag make I fit put my old clothes.
Baba send me the bag and the socks. Text me say “I will have to refund you for the clothes”…
What do I need the rest for if I still have no clothes manchi. Una too funny mehn! Worst part is he sent it and didn’t even bother informing me clothes won’t be coming. 🤣😭
I tell person say I no get clothe to wear, I say send me clothe put socks and sell bag make I fit put my old clothes.
Baba send me the bag and the socks. Text me say “I will have to refund you for the clothes”…
What do I need the rest for if I still have no clothes manchi. Una too funny mehn! Worst part is he sent it and didn’t even bother informing me clothes won’t be coming. 🤣😭









