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neanderthal

The Dahl Headlands
Joined January 2022
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"addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god"
Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.
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Ibukun retweeted
"when I'm 20, I'm gonna buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life" Me at 28 waiting for haaland to get 3 shots on target so I can eat
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Ibukun retweeted
Eren, bro, I understand now. Start the Rumbling.
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Why can't they just bomb all of us and take the Commonwealth they are so focused on squandering at once, instead of this slow...drawn out painful process. Nobody is enjoying the country and these fools are still campaigning like they are not the ones in power.
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He’s 3-4 tweets away from calling him a fool😭
GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Government should be judged by the conditions people live under, not the speeches it delivers.
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Because nobody really cares anyway
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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Ibukun retweeted
It's unreal that a lazy retard like me is in charge of the rest of my life
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Ibukun retweeted
10 FREAKY GIRLS
8 mile was such a funny movie in retrospect
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Ibukun retweeted
In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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Ibukun retweeted
You'll regret not listening to him:
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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Being broke should terrify you my nigga.
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Ibukun retweeted
na fraud dey make some youths dey relaxed. una no sabi problem wey we dey for this country. if say you dey wear corporate go work dey collect 100k per month, you go understand how bad things be
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Ibukun retweeted
You must believe you are special. Then go so f*cking hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. Wage a daily war against the ordinary outcome until the belief you invented from nothing, alone in a room, has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.
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If you ever feel significantly duller or less intelligent than you used to be, treat it like the emergency it is. Intellectual atrophy is at an all time high and I’m not even joking.
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The ROI for believing in yourself is extremely high.
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I have been in Lagos for over a week. Lagos is the commercial capital of Nigeria. Lagos is the richest state in Nigeria. Lagos is the most cosmopolitan state in Nigeria. Most things start in Lagos and then trickle down to other states. If the power supply is this bad in Lagos, how then is it in other states? There has been no light since last night. I pay a lot in taxes in this country only to face a challenge that most countries solved decades or even centuries ago. Why are Nigerians behaving as if it is okay not to have a steady power supply in 2026? It seems that most Nigerians have a cultural tendency to tolerate discomfort. That is why we are where we are.
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One thing Nigeria teaches you very quickly is that personal discipline cannot always compensate for institutional dysfunction. You can make all the right decisions and still suffer the consequences of systems you have absolutely no control over.
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someone take United out of the oven they’re done
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