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In a galaxy far, far away
Joined March 2009
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My Kitchenaid mixer is not living up to its full potential.
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“I’m watching 30 Rock because you suggested it.” Me:
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Let’s be honest: I jolt my cats out of their sleep much more often than they jolt me out of mine.
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What my work day looked like:
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What’s the best suit in PS Spider-man? I’m a fan of most black suits - noir, stealth, etc.
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Being a lifelong Detroit Lions fan has prepared me for this moment.
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If I could buy beef by the gallon, I would.
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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The Lions are fun to watch again. Dial it in.
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JFK was killed by a time traveler on the grassy knoll.
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New lock screen locked in. King of the North. Photo from @Lions
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Monday motivation. Pray for Jack Campbell.
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My thoughts are with @Not_Firestine in these trying times.
The Chargers fall to 0-7 for the first time since the 2000 season ... their QB that year was Jim Harbaugh. Chargers have gone 27 straight drives without a TD, the longest streak in the NFL since the 2024 Dolphins (30 straight) ... who were coached by Mike McDaniel.
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Props to the Lions: After they saw they were throwing flags for every celebration, the Lions stopped celebrating. Way to tighten it up.
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One reason to do this: (1) It worked.
Two reasons not to do this: (1) you're throwing backwards so a drop or bad pass is a fumble; and (2) it's obvious the play is going to Amon Ra. But if you just run it once it's confusing, gives you a man advantage on the WR screen. And it's Goff and ARSB, so it won't be dropped.
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It'd be weird if I talked about this whole Jedi thing 6 years ago. Oh, wait. I did. rumble.com/v59pubp-anything-…
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Goff when he’s gotta make a downfield block for Gibbs:
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Prayers for Jack Campbell. Find a way to win.
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Prayers up to Jack Campbell 🙏
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Goff lead blocker. Never stop never stopping.
A ridiculous run by Jahmyr Gibbs with some help from a Jared Goff block! MINvsDET on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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I better be able to inject this Dan Cambpell locker room speech into my veins.
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