Someday I might get the privilege of using the balance board I bought back in July. Today is not yet that day. #DollyPawton
My dad’s sister’s husband’s brother’s daughter is married to one of my dad’s brothers. My aunt and uncle are thus both brother-in-law and sister-in-law, and uncle and niece. This makes my aunt’s nieces and nephews also her cousins.
And so it starts. My sanity already hates me for picking a soapie, but here we are. #Nanowrimo2024 #Pharper #NoGames
Can we please give a Nobel to the inventor of the surgery recovery suit? No more pesky Cones of Shame. 😸
Last week this time I received a desperate message, asking if I can take in a rescued kitten. Tonight we had our first family dinner. 😻
You know you order pizza too often when the delivery guy asks you to confirm whether you forgot to order wings or if you didn’t want any so he can go settle the debate they were having back at the shop. 😬😁🍕🐓
Welcome to the month of overusing adjectives and forgetting what contractions are. All is fair in love and #Nanowrimo2023
I can’t decide what’s the weirdest thing to happen today.
Random guy storming into my office with a giant pool net, asking “Where’s the frog?”
Or…
Lunch time call from the vet asking me to bring beer.


















