@Katerade

A cavalcade of dipshittery

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when i see a guy in a puffy vest & dress shirt walk into a store carrying a laptop i think, "he's from corporate & he's gonna annoy everyone there today."
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Logged into work at 6 and spent two hours working on some bullshit just because I knew it would likely culminate in me getting to send an "I told you so" email, and I was RIGHT. Worth it.
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A court of bort and beep bop
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I love Breeze because they're like "here's $100 round-trip flights to places you've never even heard of!" and they know there are people out there (me) who are bored/dumb enough to do it
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But your honor, I don't wanna
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frank loyd wright, the dude who wrote jesus christ superstar, designed buildings???
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Since we're doing Cheesecake Factory discourse it's a perfect time to resurrect one of my favorite mid-00's goofy sports media stories. espn.com/blog/truehoop/post/…

The Cheesecake Factory Did Not Pay Me to Write This

In some ways, I have been working on this post for years, just by listening to things that NBA players say. They talk about a massive spectrum of things, of course, from AAU to Zydrunas Ilgauskas.

espn.com
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Corpus Christi is the funniest city name bc it means Spaniards saw some shitty Texas beach and said “this is the body of Christ”
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Just heard a Black Rebel Motorcycle Club song in a truck commercial and holy shit that makes me feel a lot of unpleasant feelings
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A-1 flavored mashed potatoes
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Late lunch/early dinner. Shrooms, t-bone from the discount rack, taters, hoisin sprouts. Pretty friggin good!
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the founding fathers fought for my right to enjoy a 426 item menu at Cheesecake Factory
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How many garlic balsamic marinated mushrooms is too many to eat asking for a friend
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This child working at the car wash has frosted tips and told a customer his car was looking "spicier than a jalapeno". Son, if you can harness that goofy energy, you're gonna go places.
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Brennan,,,, hello
🎃 Zach-o'-lantern 🎃@zmullisOct 25
La Chona gets the people moving
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I'm guessing that's Mt. San Antonio from that vantage point. I've hiked it! And San Jacinto and San Gorgonio, tyvm 💅
John Sirlin
@SirlinJohnOct 24
Skies have cleared in SoCal and the first snow of the season is visible in the mountains, looking east from Huntington Beach this morning.
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Only you will appreciate this @alt_planes
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Brb untying my tubes
Mackenzie Lozano
@mackenzielozanoOct 25
Watching the World Series with my sister (she’s more of a football fan) and she just said “his name is ‘With Risp’??”
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the Milwaukee Brewers
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Also the largest Vietnamese population in America but fuck them I guess
Tha Great🕷️
@Stoney_BluOct 24
In Houston, there’s areas where it’s nothing but Hispanics. Then there’s areas where it’s so many black folks you’ll think you in Atlanta. But then there’s places where it’s EVERYBODY With an even split. You gotta experience the city to get it 🤷🏽‍♂️
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