an agent of truth and chaos. 🩷

makin my way downtown
Joined September 2013
I hate a nigga with bad posture. How are you slouching while walking
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BITCH Waaaait! 😂😂😂 I love her ass got chopped! #RHOA
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That new iPhone is genuinely so fugly
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Ima start sending this to people when they annoy me
Cuz who they talking to 😂
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No $25 for thanksgiving but yall want me to believe yall upgrading your friend flight to first class. Good morning! ❤️
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NOI hasn’t had any bean pies in a bit 💔💔💔
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This is frying me so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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The “exactly” is taking me to higher heights 😭✋🏾
When Bobbi Althoff asked Nick Cannon to name all 12 of his kids, but he forgot some of them 😳
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Shit fryin me
i love this genre of image
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i love this genre of image
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LMFAOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭
o fato da tinashe ter colocado o áudio desse vídeo em melatonin é tão especial pra mim
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o fato da tinashe ter colocado o áudio desse vídeo em melatonin é tão especial pra mim
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“It takes a village” The village:
IDGAF how much groceries are, this is some nasty shit! Everyone contributes by bringing a dish but charging $25? Yea we are cooked
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Avoidants be fine as hell but are also going to hell so it’s chill.
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Y’all done snatched all the childless men up and I’m irritated cause i don’t want nobody baby daddy
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b#tches be on twitter talking crazy but making n#ggas full meals 🙃its me, im b#tches
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They got them boys paying every bill under the sun
These guys are scoring dimes and I couldn’t hit water if I fell outta boat #SEC
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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they’ll parlay the mortgage if you let them!
I’m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household
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