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Isigodlo Samakhosi, Africa
Joined July 2011
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MaMhlanga retweeted
Marriage of one year and you have a side chick already 🤦‍♀️ It’s not compulsory to get married please, stop disgracing your partners.
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I was only 9 months old when my own biological mother kicked me out her stomach naked and bloody because i mistakenly broke her water while playing. (Never spoke to her for 2 years for doing that)
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MaMhlanga retweeted
Civil Aviation expert explains the scenario of Chivhayo helicopter crush . Here is my eye witness account as well on this gory picture.
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MaMhlanga retweeted
How does it benefit me to say I'm South African when I'm in Europe or America. I mean we are all kaffirs in their eyes. Whether South African or Zimbabwean they don't give a toss. We both immigrants in their eyes. Sit tf down.
When you confront Zimbabweans for pretending to be South Africans , they suddenly act very strange. 😭 Meanwhile, we’ve heard the stories about how you guys introduce yourselves abroad …especially in the UK & US. “I’m South African.” 😭 We know you love being South African. Just stop pretending here too. 😂
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MaMhlanga retweeted
This is how male antelopes walk during mating season to attract females. That walk is impossible to resist. I’m impressed! 😄
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POV: The job is draining you, but your salary is convincing you to stay. xitter.gq/Ony1nyechi/status/2087…
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This is clearly AI yet has not been flagged as such by the OP in an attempt to farm engagement. This can be seen by the shape of the honeycomb when the bear bites it. x.com/pejuola_a/stat…
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MaMhlanga retweeted
I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.
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Yhoo 🙆‍♀️ I can’t wait till these kids go back to school🤦🏽‍♂️😂
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The march is over, Jacinta is sitting in her mansion counting millions she made. The Intelezi twins will both be gifted with bakkies again and business deals. Then there's you, busy nursing amakhonsi wakho because you walked the whole day for nothing. Still unemployed! 😭😭
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MaMhlanga retweeted
DR CONGO GOAL 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩
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When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.
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"Ghanaians are gone now, 300 of them. How many 300 jobs were created after the Ghanaians left." Julius Malema says blaming migrants for job losses deepens colonial divisions and that Ghana’s response risks blaming entire societies for the actions of a few people.
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If you’re a man who dated and slept with a woman in the past, didn’t marry her, then saw another man marry her and you rushed to the comments to say things like: "I’ve slept with your wife before." "I have your wife’s nudes." "Na this woman you later marry? Ehya." You’re a very foolish and pathetic man. You’re mentally unstable, deeply insecure, and desperately seeking attention. A woman moved on, got married, and started a new chapter of her life, yet you’re still hiding in comment sections trying to feel important. You're a disgrace. Above all, love God.
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MaMhlanga retweeted
The way cheating hurts men is the exact same way cheating hurts women.. no body was born with special powers to endure cheating.
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MaMhlanga retweeted
I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate 😂😂😂
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MaMhlanga retweeted
South Africans are busy protesting in the streets against Zimbabweans whilst Ramaphosa and ED are also busy doing besty goals is crazy😂😂
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Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣
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MaMhlanga retweeted
We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups
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Abroad go humble you. My friend gist me yesterday that, she did shift with a pastor on a Sunday morning in the UK. The pastor didn’t go to church. Bills no be your mate.
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لو ما في تسجيل كاميرا، ما تقدر تقنع احد
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