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Joined April 2022
When you marry an accountant you must account for everything
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Man, fuck you. I always knew this guy is a clown. When you see the people around him on here, you can already tell. You are not the only one who grew up poor. Just because some of us don’t post our problems doesn’t mean we don’t have them. If you cannot afford school, drop out. The hardship Tinubu caused is already enough for everyone. Don’t bring this nonsense here again. Find a way and sort your loan out.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
I want to understand why a married woman have to cut contacts with her single female friends. I don't see married men doing that to their single guys
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Kim Kardashian seen back again with Kanye West, and fans are already wondering what this reunion means. 👀
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends?
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Levi’s really said “not a single scrap wasted” 😭
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Of the best movie ever 🍿🍿
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Everybody is secretly competing with their friends and still say "I'm not in competition with anybody" Liars 😁😁
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
It’s the other children I pity, they go fail for life Another child is dribbling you, and your parents called police on a fucking 3yrs old. This generation is funny bro
Three-year-old Nevada Pierre was dominating against older kids in a Florida youth soccer game when a dispute erupted. The league said there were issues with pushing and parental behavior; the family said he was removed simply for being too good. Police were called, and the family was asked to leave (officers later said no one was arrested or trespassed). The family has linked the treatment to both his skill and the fact that he is Black. Let’s make sure this little phenom’s name is known for his talent
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
It’s seems robots are not ready to fight humans yet..
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Tbh I'm jealousy 😔😔😭😭.
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Gece 3 suları. Evin karşısındaki boş arsaya bir araba yanaştı. Farları kapattı ama içindeki adam inmedi. Sigara üstüne sigara yakıyor. Ateşin parlamasından yüzündeki o gerginliği görebiliyorum. İlk başta sıradan bir dertleşme, kafa dinleme sandım ama bagajdan bir şey çıkardı. Siyah, ağır bir çuval. Onu sürükleyerek arsanın köşesindeki çukura doğru götürdü. Nefesimi tutup izliyorum.
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
I paid my neighbor, Daniel, $200 to use his Wi-Fi for six months because I worked from home. Three months later, the password suddenly stopped working. Me: “Daniel, did you change the password?” Daniel: “Yes. I don't want you using it anymore.” Me: “But I paid you $200 for six months!” Daniel: “Then prove it.” I showed him my bank transfer receipt, but he claimed he had never received the money. I contacted my bank, and they confirmed the payment had entered his account. When I confronted him again, he threatened to call the police if I knocked on his door. That night, my laptop connected to his Wi-Fi automatically. I thought he had finally changed his mind, until a notification appeared on my screen. Someone was trying to access my personal files. I checked the connected devices and saw a name I recognized immediately. It was my neighbor's laptop. I was about to disconnect when another notification appeared. “File transfer completed.” The file name was my full name.....
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Abeg, did this goalkeeper use juju or what exactly is going on here?🤭
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Back when my cousin sister was in college studying nursing,she had a roommate who was a total party girl. She was loud, energetic, and always looking for somewhere to have fun. My cousin sister, on the other hand, was more of a quiet nerd. One day, her roommate convinced her to go clubbing with her because she knew my cousin had never been to a club before. She kept pushing until she finally agreed to give it a try.
What’s something you had a gut feeling about that ended up being true? (Craziest story wins)
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
My coworker has been taking credit for my ideas for 8 months. Every meeting, I would pitch something. He would stay quiet. Then 10 minutes later, he would rephrase my exact idea louder, and our boss would say, "Great idea!" I started documenting everything. Emails, timestamps, drafts. Last Friday, we had a big presentation for the client. I had spent 3 weeks building the entire proposal. He did 2 slides. He presented the whole thing as "our work" but said "I" 17 times. I counted. After the presentation, the client loved it. My boss said,
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
There’s a theory that Captain America could have fully lifted Mjolnir in Age of Ultron but chose not to, just to spare Thor’s feelings. If that’s true, it makes the Endgame scene even more powerful when Thor is on the ground, Thanos standing over him, and Steve arrives wielding Mjolnir. Thor looks up and says, “I knew it!”
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
He's 36 she's 59 , old enough to be his mother. How did he pull her into marriage?
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Mbappé completely disassociating from reality while Harry Kane and Thierry Henry lose their absolute minds over a golden pastry 'trophy', This happened right after the Ballon D’or ceremony.😂 😂 😂
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
The energy in this photo is everything. Olivia and Bash out in London.
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𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 retweeted
Rate Kylie’s orange crushed velvet look out of 10 and tell me why it’s not a 10 ?
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