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You’re the exception, but that’s the majority of encounters out here
You just gotta vet ppl think differently lol I don’t look at dates as some shit I’m supposed to only enjoy. Even if he’s asking me out I still have to KEEP in mind he is on the date and I hope HES having a good time too. The ME ME ME EYE EYE EYE shit is the cancer in dating lol
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Why do women always say “it’s different” or “that’s not the same” when it’s absolutely the same lol 😂
I went to brunch with my man, and we drank and had a good time. As we were leaving, I saw a stud I thought was attractive, so I walked over, hugged her, and tried to kiss her. She pulled away quickly, and everybody was laughing and taking pictures. My man took it way too seriously. He got mad, got in the car, and drove off without me. I called him multiple times, but he wouldn’t answer. I had to ask several people to help me get an Uber because I didn’t have any money. When I say that man truly embarrassed me, I mean it. All because he’s insecure.
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Bitch said good luck
My homeboy just sent me a screenshot from a chick he cracked Halloween night while we were out on the town.
Context: He met this girl at the bar and she was all over him not in an incoherent way but in a super choosy matter of fact way.
Long story short he took her back to the air BnB we were renting cracked and brought her back downtown.
This is the message she sent him today after retroactively withdrawing consent and now he’s asking me to be a witness in his defense so he don’t end up like Russell Brand 😩👑
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Nasty ass niggas
A man in his late 30s had his 17-year-old girlfriend defend him after facing backlash over allegations of grooming, cheating and getting her pregnant.
He reportedly told his fiancée that the teenager was just a homeless girl he was helping. However, the 17-year-old insists they are “in love” and says their relationship isn’t pr—datory.
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So she planned it out all along. Say it’s poly, go back on her word, say he cheated, take all his money lol kinda smart I guess
Teyana Taylor said THREESOMES with NBA champ Iman Shumpert were HER IDEA 💀
People heard that she and her husband had threesomes.
Their assumption?
She must have been doing it to keep her man.
Teyana's answer:
“Nah. That was all me.”
Then she said it again.
“That was all me.”
She said SHE introduced the idea to Iman.
She was telling her husband what she wanted to do.
The NBA player wasn't the one making the pitch.
His wife was 😭
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Yeesh, what the hell happened in that house growing up lol
Brad Pitt was reportedly asked about his children dropping his surname in a recent interview, and his response was shocking. 😳💔
🎙️Interviewer: “How have you been feeling, Brad, ever since your children dropped your surname?”
🎙️Brad Pitt: “Stop calling them my children. I’ve never had kids in my life, and I don’t consider them mine anymore. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve never been a father. I’m looking forward to having my first child with Ines. That’s where my new chapter begins.”
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Dates are for mainly women tho, most of the time they don’t like what you want to do for the date so most of the time you have to accommodate the lady and do what they would like. Or just move on and find someone who actually likes you but that’s just my opinion
This sounds like men can’t afford anything unless they criminals, y’all look at dates as something done for us nothing is ever for y’all to enjoy too. Yall always on the back burner in every hypothetical & get on here saying nobody treats yall to nice things or care. Yall don’t
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Yall love to twist definitions
The way some of y’all interpret “happy wife, happy life” as a man forfeiting his own happiness is telling. Partnership shouldn’t require self-abandonment, but if consideration for your wife feels like submission, that says more about your emotional maturity than the phrase itself
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