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Keep It Smokeless

@KeepItSmokeless

Providing you with a variety of hilarious dip-related tweets on the daily. Hit the follow button.

 Left, up, right, no too far...
Joined August 2014
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If you've never had a shower dip you are majorly missing out
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Not Elon@ElonTakesDC17 Mar 2016
When you discover this mystical item you once believed was a lie is now for sale at your local gas station #StockUp
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Not Elon@ElonTakesDC17 Mar 2016
Copenhagen Mint to go National dailydipadvertising.com/0eed…
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#ThingsWeDoAtTheMovies ask for a water cup, pack it with napkins, and toss in a hammer #ThatsAGiven #Everytime
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#ExtremeRules pouches are off limits unless you have underwent some sort of extreme mouth trauma. ie: wisdom teeth removed, broken jaw, etc.
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#ThatOnePersonWho always bums dips from you but it out when youre in need #Seriously #YoureBetterThanThat
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Not Elon@ElonTakesDC23 Oct 2015
When you pack fatter lips than your buddies girlfriends tits and end up overflowing urinals with dip spit and piss.
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Not Elon@ElonTakesDC23 Oct 2015
Not gonna lie, sickest spitter I've ever seen. Use promo "TDMOct" at mudjug.com for 25% off everything
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*Goes to buy dip* Cashier: "Sir your ID says you're underage" Shawn Oakman: "It says I'm 18" Cashier: "Yes sir"
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Crippling you your iPhone 6's ability to read your fingerprint after packing a fatty #EverydayOccurance
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This could be us but...
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"When you accidentally use a 2 week old capped spitter. #stinkbomb"
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You know you've found the one when she still kisses you with a dip in
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First dip had me like
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"Chewing pouches is like sucking on a tit through a shirt."
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Bryce Harper: Dip selfie
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The Stanley Cup
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"My coach caught me dipping... He asked what I was dipping, then took a fucking hogger out of my new can."
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Morning dip had me
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Hey Copenhagen how about you pull a Hitler and quit Jewing me outta dip!!
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