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I'm a cigar, whiskey, car, firearm, & computer geek. Pro Freedom, Pro USA, Pro 2A. NRA Certified Pistol Instructor. Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer.

Southern CA
Joined August 2009
Well, the time has come, @SummRidge 's boy is turning 15! Alex is getting his permit to drive and even though Brian and myself are TOTALLY comfortable teaching him to drive we decided that Rascal should do the honors! Just touched base with Rascal and he muttered something about feeling safer in France and I told him him to stop being scaredy trash panda and to be a good friend. Got him in line now. Evidently Alex needed a new hunting rifle so I reckon they are headed to Knoxville to shop a bit! On theme for this week's fun is a Browning AB3 rifle chambered in .30-06! Y'all know what we like but be sure and wish Alex, who this post should be a surprise to, a big hearty wholesome happy birthday! As always, thanks to @SummRidge and let's all have a great week! Good Luck Godspeed (especially to you Rascal & Alex) and Keep Going!
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Awesome job Californians you voted to make things even more expensive and shitty. Fucking morons.
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Hey @paramountplus I’m getting really sick of all the AI Medicare and death benefits commercials.
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She seems fun.
Her husband offers to help and she STILL complains! Imagine being married to this...
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For the first time in I can’t remember how many years, even though I did go to work today I don’t have to worry about if processing finished. It’s a bit odd.
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Today has been especially busy but not in the crisis mode I thought might be the case.
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So the restaurant I was going to go to tonight for dinner was “closed for the holiday” so went to the Italian place I went to last Saturday and the waiter remembered I don’t eat bread. Only seen him once before.
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Well that was a long day, logged in at 12p yesterday and just logged out.
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Happy Friday all. Going to be a long day for me seeing as I’m running the final month end on our current core system, creating the export files for the new core, then uploading them to the new vendor. Of course my body woke me up before my alarm today.
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Just cast my vote for @SteveHiltonx for governor so hopefully we can get this state out of the shit hole we’re in.
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Holy hell this meeting has gone an hour longer than scheduled!
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I’ve accepted the fact that I’m the age where if I put on my reading glasses once I’ll have to continue to use them the rest of the day to be able to read.
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Wow public school education failed you.
Replying to @LibertyJen @1Nicdar
You do realize the sun didn't determine our calendars and clocks? Right? It didn't send down a notification or a memo explaining when we should have noon breaks?
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Half my day gone because the accounts payable department can’t pay our bills on time.
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She is correct here.
This is going to piss people off. Oh well. There I go again saying more hurtful truths.
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I swear this system knows is going to be replaced next weekend. Had issues with processing three of the four nights this week. Normally can go months between issues.
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This
💯 Who doesn't 🤦🏼‍♀️😆🤣😂
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The No King tards are still out protesting in Brea again today.
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lol no kidding.
i’m trying to be a nicer person but “are you fucking retarded???” rolls off my tongue too smoothly
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I apologize in advance to our more delicate followers. We must never forget the lovelies. That said, I tried to find a less intense angle of the events that unfolded but Rascal's bodycam was the only remaining functioning camera at his street position that night. The broader story is as old as time. Western self loathing and misunderstanding of its place and noblesse oblige stirred up in the same communistic cauldron as envy and third world avarice. The more narrow story of how and why Rascal was in France and how he managed to let any of those thugs bloody him up in the first place will have to be a story for another time. RASCAL IS FINE. Our people were able to get to him before he was overwhelmed. He claims he had things under control but he also does not seem to stoked that I have video that argues otherwise. He is stable and even making jokes with the nurses on site at a location that will remain undisclosed. He did say this: "Hey JD, givem' the new CZ Duty 4.0 F 9mm, it sure did the job and I really had not even had that much time behind it before things got spicy. Oh, and make sure to tell @SummRidge thanks, as always." "What are you doing in France, and when did you even leave?!" I asked, mildly frustrated. "Oh, sorry ol boy, that's Geneviève after me, says I need a fresh wrap, gotta go!" He said and quickly hung up. ... Well, there ya have it, my friends. This week is the new CZ. I will include more images and info below. *sidenote: Yes I notice that Rascal must have some unique model not available to the regular creature. It would appear to have some mechanism or feature uncommon to semi auto pistols that Rascal actuates prior to firing and it seems the pistol can also shoot off center if that is, in fact, where the assailant is, go figure *🤷‍♂️ Goodluck, Godspeed, Keep Going, & Paris When It Sizzles...
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