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Wordle in one. Fuck you.
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Wordle 1,944 2/6 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #GOODMORNİNG
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I’m going to see The Social Reckoning but I only saw the first one when it came out. Just a quick reminder if you remember please: Mark Zuckerberg … who is he?
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Assume that for it being my first round ever I’m tiger woods in the good way #walkaboutminigolf
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I’m not gonna see the last episode of #Lanterns. The journey was very fun but I get the gist.
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I’m watching #TheBeastInMe. His skill is he’s supposedly charming, right? Right? What the fuck?
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Is today’s @edsheeran concert before sundown?
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If God isn’t real, then how’d He make your phone? #checkmate
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I need to find a movie to see. What is one?
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Meanwhile, across town … CLT TACOS?! WTF?!
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Keith Malley retweeted
YES! what a wonderful Podcast @KATG @KeithMalley with @spkheller 🙌❤️👇 3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller youtu.be/xNOayO99Ci8?si=RnYE… via @YouTube
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Keith Malley retweeted
Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps
New reporting reveals the US used more than $5 billion worth of munitions in the first 2 days of the Iran war.
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I’m trying out AI sex. Hey @grok wattup?
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Everything expires. Even mayonnaise.
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Keith Malley retweeted
Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.
BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.
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You don’t know either, idiot
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