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@Keltalt

Alt of @Celt_mane, currently suspended for a month

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Joined January 2022
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Y'all fucking report ANYTHING
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Literally just a group of random people I think you're the weird one for recording strangers for no reason mate
Daffy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@WeegieLife) profile pictureDaffy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@WeegieLife13h
The latest batch of the “Swinney Settlers” have landed in Perth! Fresh clothes collected and now heading off to the Radisson Blu and Queens Hotel, just off Leonard Street, for their free accommodation, courtesy of the taxpayer, of course! All aboard the Swinney Express!
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Scottish Socialist party
JT (@BritainisCool) profile pictureJT
@BritainisCool16h
If there was a General Election in the UK tomorrow who would you vote for?
12%Labour❤️
11%Conservative💙
8%Green💚
69%Other (please name)
1,605 votes • 7 hours
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Mother is a Catholic, Father is a Protestant and I'm Non Binary and satanist lmao
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wtf a house just drove past my car
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I'd suck both
ℛaven (@raventhepoet_) profile pictureℛaven@raventhepoet_Nov 11
Las vergas son naturalmente feas y las tetas son simplemente hermosas
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Again, walked past one and asked me if I'd join church on Sunday and I just stared him dead in the eyes for a good 10 seconds then walked off before he said "It's not too late to Repent" FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING SKY DADDY
Celtmane alt (@Keltalt) profile pictureCeltmane alt@Keltalt17h
Walked past one of those annoying guys in Glasgow who try to get people to join their church while wearing a Baphomet Pentagram shirt and he was deadass just deathstaring at me like he wanted to say something
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Walked past one of those annoying guys in Glasgow who try to get people to join their church while wearing a Baphomet Pentagram shirt and he was deadass just deathstaring at me like he wanted to say something
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I love it when polls just backfire on the idiots who make them
Noam Kikelstein (@RabbiNoam) profile pictureNoam Kikelstein@RabbiNoamNov 11
Which country is the least moral?
7%“Palestine”
6%Russia
5%Iran
82%United States
4,077 votes • Final results
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Can we stop sexualising porn?
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Officially 7 days on E
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I don't care of you got an ass, breasts or a cock I love most bodies all the same
ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) profile pictureShitpostGateway
@ShitpostGateNov 11
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I'm not particularly into old, hairy, really fat guys or the stereotypical gay guy, those are my only exceptions.
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And when I say really fat I'm talking like, you can't touch both hands behind your back typa fat, anything lower than that is fine
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_____ __... You know what, you alr know what this tweet is gonna say. Just give me the likes
franny-chan (@triumph0faheart) profile picturefranny-chan@triumph0faheartNov 11
My dad called me a sneedhon
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Yo this isn't funny my uncle died of a Herobrine overdose
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Elon put my main into a 30 day read only mode and I've already gotten a second hit tweet on my third day of using an alt
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I've shaved twice already and I still have stuble :////////////
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Oh no, not the kinemaster killer bean dancing video 😰
inhumans of capitalism ( The reactionary ) (@Inhumansoflate1) profile pictureinhumans of capitalism ( The reactionary )
@Inhumansoflate1Nov 11
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I wish I were like, 5'9 instead of 6' sometimes
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I just checked my main there, how the fuck am I gaining followers while suspended
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