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Team "Stop worrying what others enjoy on their pizza"

Metro Detroit
Joined June 2010
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This kid just asked if you could stuff a zebra dome inside a beignet, so stops at French Quarter and Animal Kingdom Lodge are necessary
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It's June. Start taking those mental health/paid vacation days while the weather is beautiful.
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❤️THANK YOU❤️ This year, our guests raised more than $150,000 for our partners at @akidagain during #winterchillout! We're so happy to give back to this organization that helps so many families give illness a time out. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Kind of wish Amazon had a will-call pickup window. The part I need to repair my generator has been less than 5 miles away for 6 hours now, and it might be another 8 hours before it gets delivered.
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Well, that was different.
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Ken Patton retweeted
In 2022, we get WAY too caught up in sensor specs, FPS, max aperture, etc. But what matters most is a given photograph’s ability to alter thought patterns in peoples’ minds.
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Do you poop or pee at work? Efficiency analysts call it “Quiet Shitting” and this millennial trend is devastating the economy.
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Sometimes a @QuinnDunki style imperial fist shake just isn't enough to convey the frustration one feels. Every single mounting kit this place offers is 6 or 8mm, so why don't these bolts thread into 8mm tapped holes? Because they made a single item in 5/16".
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How to feel old: see a car made after you got your license with a historic vehicle plate.
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A Pontiac Fiero with a historical vehicle plate
Possibly the jankiest timer repair ever, but it seems to be working. Unobtainium little battery was soldered to the PCB, now jumper wires connect to a cordless phone battery of the same voltage but much higher amperage.
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We have some supply chain issues, but maybe don't lie and say you have stuff in stock that you don't. I've ordered one small item from 3 different retailers now. The first 2 each waited a week or two before canceling my order since they couldn't get it.
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Both still have their listing up for it. The 3rd place says over 3,500 in stock for shipment, allow 2-4 extra days if it has to come from the UK, but my expected ship date is 2 months after ordering. Too late for what I need this year but maybe I'll have it for next year?
Crap, it's been 8 years since kiddo walked across that stage with a Bachelor's degree. Where did that time go?
Ken Patton retweeted
Good reason not to bother making games for iOS. They’ll just get deleted after a couple of years, unless you continuously keep rewriting them on new frameworks forever. Expect more shovelware on apple’s app store after this.
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"If you can't trust your teammates to make changes carefully, then your version control system is not going to fix that for you." youtube.com/watch?v=ASOSEiJC…