why does no one tell you that when you pick out a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx at fourteen yrs old, you are in fact making a decision that will last longer than any of your adult relationships

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. · Dec 31, 2020 · 5:45 PM UTC

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.@SuiNeltwork31 Dec 2020

at midnight tonight we will sacrifice goofy

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Kendall Edmonds · Jan 1, 2021 · 6:47 AM UTC

Kendall Edmonds@KendallEdmonds1 Jan 2021

Thank god that’s over.

Monica Lewinsky (she/her) · Nov 6, 2020 · 11:30 PM UTC

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Monica Lewinsky (she/her)

@MonicaLewinsky6 Nov 2020

why is there not a website that tells me which pizza places use the small pepperonis?!? 🤬

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Sarah · Nov 4, 2020 · 1:17 PM UTC

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Sarah@hShAhRhAH4 Nov 2020

North Dakota: where if you have an "R" by your name, you'll still get elected. Even if you died from COVID a month earlier.

Sarah Paulson · Oct 8, 2020 · 2:18 AM UTC

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Sarah Paulson

@MsSarahPaulson8 Oct 2020

THAT FLY

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Sarah Paulson · Oct 2, 2020 · 9:28 PM UTC

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Sarah Paulson

@MsSarahPaulson2 Oct 2020

Breaking down one of my favorite characters: my wigs. 👩👩‍🦱👱‍♀️ Head to youtu.be/P8jnBsQ1-oE to watch the full video. #SnatchedForRatched @Most

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Dre · May 28, 2020 · 4:07 AM UTC

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Dre@WhiiteBoiDre28 May 2020

I would be overwhelmed trying to loot Target I would have to get a cart and walk around and take my time

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Kendall Edmonds · Mar 24, 2020 · 1:47 PM UTC

Kendall Edmonds@KendallEdmonds24 Mar 2020

“You can’t chase your dreams when you’re dreaming your own dreams” - @NoDakSarah •Someone please help her

Kendall Edmonds · Mar 21, 2020 · 9:26 PM UTC

Kendall Edmonds@KendallEdmonds21 Mar 2020

My boyfriend has started calling my dog ‘Shrek’ and he is responding to it so there’s that.

Musings of an MT-BC · Mar 10, 2020 · 5:34 PM UTC

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Musings of an MT-BC@MTBCMusings10 Mar 2020

everyone’s new favorite intervention is about to be body percussion

Gymshark · Mar 4, 2020 · 9:14 PM UTC

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Gymshark@Gymshark4 Mar 2020

when you’re walking round the gym and spot a free squat rack

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Louis Virtel · Feb 10, 2020 · 2:29 AM UTC

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Louis Virtel@louisvirtel10 Feb 2020

Laura Dern always looks like you gave her a gift she has no room for in her house

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Vogue Magazine · Feb 10, 2020 · 12:43 AM UTC

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Vogue Magazine

@voguemagazine10 Feb 2020

Natalie Portman wears @Dior Haute Couture on the #Oscars red carpet, with a cape embroidered with the names of all of the female directors who were snubbed of an Oscars nomination. vogue.cm/KJIk7aL