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Joined April 2020
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She use to make sense before what went wrong ??? Love how she got schooled by someone who knows the industry.
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All you need to know about the nullification of Atiku Abubakar's candidacy.
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A guy perceived an unpleasant smell during intimate with a lady and was able to tell her, this was her response and I just love it. Please read
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Him really swear on him career
lol immediately he wore it and I wore it I told him broo watch everybody is going to start wearing timberland I swear on my career!!! And boy o boy !!!! Timberland is back 🫵🏽😂
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Kenny retweeted
If you are looking to travel the world for work, conferences, competitions, summits, volunteering, workshops, education, and more across Pakistan, Nigeria, SA, UAE, Nepal, India, Ghana, the UK, the US, and beyond. I spent hours during the weekend finding companies abroad that are actively hiring and funding and compiled them into one sheet. Application links, eligibility criteria have been added, so all you have to do is review the sheet and apply. drive.google.com/file/d/1zSJ…
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Yes o We are just packaging and surviving 💔
My friend Japa'd to the UK 3 years ago. We all celebrated him. He was always posting nice places, new iPhone, Tesco, train. He was always shouting "You guys should leave Nigeria, there's nothing here." Last month, he finally invited his wife and 2 kids to join him. We even did surprise party for them. Two weeks after they left, his wife messaged me privately. Disturbed. She said, "Please, ask your friend where we are." I said, "What do you mean? You are in the UK now na." She said, "We are in one room. Me, my husband, my two kids, and two other guys from his village. We sleep on the floor. He shares one toilet with 8 people. He works 18 hours as a cleaner and security. The house is full of mold. He never had any house. He was sleeping in his car for 4 months. All those fine pictures were on his day off, at random fine streets." She said, "He borrowed £4,000 to bring us here. We are worse than we were in Lagos. In Lagos we had a 2-bedroom flat. Here we are begging to breathe." My friend called me later that night angry, saying his wife is spoiling his image. That she should be patient. That everybody starts like that. I told him, "But you lied. You sold suffering as soft life." He said, "If I told the truth, who will respect me?" That's when I understood. Most people abroad are not living. They are just surviving and packaging.
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Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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If couples can't work in unity to give there best in marriage I think that's failure listen it will help u @Temmy_omoileri
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As a public health professional who worked 3+ years in the U.K., I think it’s important to add some context as to why carers get a faster route to settlement than other skilled workers. They are not a lesser category of worker. They hold up England's adult social care system 🧵
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NEPA official catches an ice cream factory with a tampered meter and decides to take them to court, while warning others doing the same to stop before they get into trouble 😳
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Kenny retweeted
This whole ILR discussion is why I will die on the hill that Nigeria NEEDS to work. Japa is not, will not, will never be the solution The countries you are fleeing to are becoming more hostile, hateful and openly racist everyday. There’s no reason for anyone to be so condescending to black people like this, talmabout low skilled workers. Your dad fr Africa Needs to WORK
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Brother looks in the mirror and thinks his name is Tony
Tomorrow Labour’s Home Secretary will announce she is conceding defeat to Angela Rayner. And the mad Labour backbench MPs. She will U-turn on her promise to stop the Boriswave settling and getting British passports. Burnham is betraying the people of Makerfield again. He promised not to water down Mahmood’s settlement reforms. The cost of this betrayal will be hundreds of billions added to Britain’s debt. British people again being betrayed in service of foreign nationals. We cannot go on like this. Reform will fight this betrayal with everything we have.
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Igbo woman telling a lagosian to go back to anambra E no go better for apc aje 😂😂
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These are wartime stories btw.
She Hid Her 12-Year-Old Daughter in a Ditch for Nine Months to Save Her From Boko Haram In August 2014, Zainabu Hamayaji made a decision that would keep her daughter alive but force the young girl to spend nine months hidden underground. Hassana was only 12 years old. Her mother feared that Boko Haram fighters would abduct her and force her to become a child bride. To protect her, Zainabu hid her in a deep ditch behind their home in Madagali, Adamawa State, Nigeria. Then, she did something that made the plan even more extraordinary. She pretended to be mentally ill so the insurgents would leave her family alone. When Boko Haram invaded Madagali, families faced a terrifying choice. People who tried to escape were being killed, and Zainabu witnessed the violence firsthand. Her husband was among those killed. She was left trying to protect her children in a town controlled by the same fighters she feared would take her eldest daughter away. Zainabu had heard that the insurgents were looking for young girls to marry. When they learned she had a daughter of marriageable age, they came to her home. She denied having such a daughter, but they did not believe her. They beat her repeatedly. Her shoulder was dislocated, and she lost a tooth during the attacks. Zainabu realised that simply denying Hassana's existence would not be enough. She needed to make the fighters believe there was something about her family that made it dangerous to interfere with them. So she began acting as though she had lost her sanity. She loosened her hair, stripped off her clothes and wandered around the community. She rolled in rubbish and smeared herself with urine and faeces. The woman who had once lived an ordinary life was deliberately making herself an object of avoidance. The insurgents returned repeatedly to check whether her behaviour was genuine. Each time, Zainabu continued the act. Her younger children helped her maintain the deception. When the fighters questioned them about their mother's behaviour, they insisted that she had been mentally unwell for a long time and had previously visited a psychiatric hospital. The children were frightened, but they played their part. Eventually, the insurgents began to believe the story. According to Zainabu's account, they feared that harming a mentally ill woman or taking her child could bring a curse upon them. They even left a warning on the family's house telling other fighters not to attack them. But while Zainabu was trying to convince the insurgents that she was mentally unstable, Hassana was facing a different kind of ordeal. She was living inside a ditch. Her mother had prepared the hiding place with supplies, including food, water and matches. Hassana had to cook and manage her basic needs in the confined space. She also had to find a way to dispose of her waste. For nine months, the ditch became her hiding place. She could not simply walk outside whenever she wanted. Her safety depended on remaining hidden while her mother continued the deception above ground. It was an extraordinary burden for a child who should have been able to live without fear of being abducted and forced into marriage. Zainabu kept up the act, despite the beatings and the physical injuries she had suffered. Then, in March 2015, Nigerian soldiers recaptured Madagali from Boko Haram. When the soldiers encountered Zainabu, they were suspicious. They wanted to know how she had survived in the occupied town and questioned whether she had been married to a Boko Haram fighter. She denied it and explained what she had done to protect her children. The soldiers did not immediately believe her. So she took them to the hiding place. When they opened the ditch, Hassana was there. After nine months underground, the 12-year-old girl was finally brought out of hiding. The soldiers took the family to a camp for displaced people in Gwoza, where Zainabu later told her story to journalists.
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Kenny retweeted
Saner climates gimmick, patients are called dear on a steady even mum or mama 😂 una Dey always act like say na only una get visa
She even went ahead to sub him 🤣
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JUST IN: a Christian woman has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for converting a muslim adult to a Christian in Borno state
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You see useless lyrics like this is why burna will always own him “Anything I say you say gbalance” Ozuor
THIS IS THE PROPER WAY TO PREVIEW A SONG
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Una go de traumatize pesin relationship for am wtf is this
guys really funny gan 😂🤣 you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too. babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked. you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them” let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣 i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
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Kenny retweeted
Vamping culture getting real bad, happened like 6/7 times lately, you’re in 3 different ca’s of thesame lore and they’ll still vamp with another entire one. Ceilings are low, tough tough.
-2k$ this week, alon you are killing the youths fr.
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