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π¨πͺπ¬ Mo Salah congratulates Harry Kane after his triumphant Ballon dβOr victory.
ποΈ Mohamed Salah: βFirst of all, congratulations to Harry. What he achieved this season is unbelievable, and I think everyone has to respect what he has done. Seventy three goals in a season is something you see once in a generation.
βOf course, I wanted to win it. Every player wants to be recognised as the best in the world, and I have worked very hard throughout my career to reach that level. But football is not always about what you want. Sometimes, you have to accept that someone else had the better season.
βHarry deserves his moment. He scored goals, won trophies, delivered when his team needed him, and showed incredible consistency. You cannot argue with those numbers.
βHopefully, one day I will have the opportunity to lift that trophy myself. Until then, I will keep working, keep scoring, and keep helping Liverpool win games.
βBut let me be honest, if Harry scores another 73 goals next season, I might have to ask him what he is eating for breakfast.β
π¨ OFFICIAL: Trent Alexander Arnold has won the 2026 BENCH DβOR! π
The Real Madrid right back has officially been crowned the best bench warmer in world football after beating some of the biggest names in the game to the prestigious award.
The official Bench DβOr rankings:
π₯ 1. Trent Alexander Arnold
π₯ 2. Endrick
π₯ 3. Phil Foden
4. VinΓcius JΓΊnior
5. Federico Chiesa
6. Benjamin Ε eΕ‘ko
7. Viktor GyΓΆkeres
8. Eberechi Eze
9. Bruno Fernandes
10. EstΓͺvΓ£o
Trent reportedly impressed the judges with his consistency, dedication to watching matches from the touchline, and ability to remain seated for extended periods without disturbing the manager.
Endrick put up a serious fight, while Phil Foden and VinΓcius JΓΊnior also delivered outstanding performances in the race for the award.
Lamine Yamal
2024: Young Player of the Year β No Ballon dβOr
2025: Young Player of the Year β No Ballon dβOr
2026: Young Player of the Year = β³
How does an athlete have this much sex appeal?
Harry Kane should win the 2026 Ballon dβOr. π
73 goals in 65 games for club and country. The second highest single season haul in modern history, behind only Messiβs 82.
Bundesliga and DFB Pokal double. Top scorer in both competitions. Decisive goals when it mattered. And an England side that finished third at the World Cup.
Yamal might be more magical. MbappΓ© might have the World Cup Golden Boot. But neither matched Kaneβs consistency and sheer output across the season.
If Harry Kane doesnβt win the 2026 Ballon dβOr, then the entire award is a sham. You cannot preach individual brilliance and then ignore a season like this.
73 goals. Case closed.
ποΈ Victor Osimhen on his brace against FenerbahΓ§e: βIf the defenders are tired of seeing me score, they should speak to their coaches, not me. My job is to score!β
ποΈ Interviewer: Victor, two goals against FenerbahΓ§e. How satisfying was that performance for you tonight?
ποΈ Victor Osimhen: βEhhh, honestly, very satisfying. Very, very satisfying. You know, when you play a game like this, a derby with so much emotion, so much pressure, you want to give everything for the team. I came onto the pitch wanting to score, wanting to help my teammates, and thankfully, I scored twice. For a striker, there is no better feeling than seeing the ball hit the back of the net.β
ποΈ Interviewer: FenerbahΓ§e seemed to struggle to contain you. Did you feel you had the upper hand against their defenders?
ποΈ Victor Osimhen: βEhhh, I donβt want to disrespect anybody, because FenerbahΓ§e have good defenders, very good defenders. But football is about timing, movement, aggression and knowing when to attack the space. Sometimes, you make one run and the defender follows you. You make another run, he follows you again. After some time, you begin to wonder if he is defending or accompanying you around the pitch. laughsβ
ποΈ Interviewer: Your second goal seemed to give you even more confidence. What was going through your mind?
ποΈ Victor Osimhen: βHonestly, I wanted more! That is the mentality I have. When I score one, I want two. When I score two, I start thinking about three. Ehhh, maybe the defenders were hoping I would calm down after the first goal, but that is not how I work. If you give me half a chance, I will attack it. If you give me a full chance, then you must pray for your goalkeeper. laughsβ
ποΈ Interviewer: Do you think this performance sends a message to the rest of the league?
ποΈ Victor Osimhen: βI think the message is simple. We are Galatasaray, and we are here to compete for everything. People can talk before the game, people can make predictions, people can say whatever they want. But when the game starts, you must prove yourself on the pitch. Tonight, we did our talking with football. Two goals, and we move.β
ποΈ Interviewer: Finally, what would you like to say to the Galatasaray supporters after this brace?
ποΈ Victor Osimhen: βI love these people, honestly. The energy they give us is unbelievable. You hear them singing, you see them celebrating, and you want to give them even more. This brace is for them. But ehhh, I must also tell them something. Please, donβt expect me to stop at two goals. I am a striker. I want more goals, more wins and more trophies. If the defenders are tired of seeing me score, they should speak to their coaches, not me. My job is to score!β
ποΈ Steven Gerrard on Liverpool having ZERO players in the Ballon dβOr Top 30:
βTen Liverpool players have made the Ballon dβOr Top 15 in recent times, TEN! We went from having players recognised among the very best in world football to a situation where we cannot even get ONE player into the Top 30?
βIβm sorry, but what exactly happened? Did Liverpool suddenly stop playing football? Did our trophies disappear overnight? Did Anfield get relocated to another planet?
βThis is the same club that has produced world class players, won the Premier League and Champions League, and competed with the biggest teams in Europe. Now we cannot even get one name into a list of 30?
βApparently, you can win trophies, break records and carry an entire team for months, but if you donβt play for the right club or have the right PR team, suddenly youβre not good enough.
βTen in the Top 15 before, ZERO in the Top 30 now. At this rate, the next Ballon dβOr ceremony will need a DNA test to confirm whether Liverpool are even a football club.
βIβm genuinely embarrassed. And if Iβm being honest, some of these rankings look more like a popularity contest than a football award.β
Lol, United fans glazed Bruno Fernandez so much after winning the PFA player of the year only for him to finish 27th on the ballon dβor ranking
ποΈ Interviewer: βAlexander, you and Barcola seem to have developed a frightening connection. How would you describe your relationship with him?β
ποΈ Alexander Isak: βHonestly, I think Bradley is one of the most unbelievable footballers I have ever played with. And Iβm not even exaggerating. Sometimes I make a run and I havenβt even looked at him, but the ball is already there. I genuinely donβt know how he does it.
People talk about pace, dribbling, finishing, but with Bradley, itβs everything together. He can beat two players, attract three defenders, and still make the perfect decision. You think youβve seen everything he can do, then the next training session he does something that makes you question whether the rest of us are actually professional footballers.
βPlaying with him makes my job ridiculously easy. I could be having the worst game of my life, touching the ball like Iβve never played football before, and Bradley will still find a way to put me through on goal.
βSometimes I tell him to slow down because Iβm still trying to understand what he just did. Heβll dribble past someone, look up, and play a pass that I swear nobody else on the pitch even imagined.
βAnd the funny thing is, heβs not satisfied. You score one goal, he wants another. You win one game, heβs already thinking about the next one. That mentality is what separates him.
βHonestly, if Bradley Barcola told me to make a run through a brick wall, I would probably ask him which side he wants me to come from. I trust that man with my career.
βPeople ask me what makes our partnership work. Itβs simple. I make the runs, he finds me, and the defenders spend 90 minutes wondering why they chose football as a profession.
βI hope we play together for many years because, with all due respect to every other winger in world football, I donβt think people fully understand what I have beside me.
βGive him space and he destroys you. Give him no space and he creates some. Double-mark him and someone else is free. Triple-mark him and Iβm probably celebrating.
βBradley Barcola is not just my teammate. He is a cheat code, a personal blessing, and possibly the reason some defenders are considering early retirement.β
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π¨ Michael Owen on Liverpoolβs 2β0 statement win against Brighton:
ποΈ Interviewer: βMichael, Liverpool beat Brighton 2β0. How impressed were you by that performance?
Michael Owen:
βHonestly, that was a statement win. Brighton are not some average side who turn up and offer nothing. Theyβve scored 18 goals this season, they know how to hurt teams, and yet Liverpool kept them completely quiet. Not even a goal!
βFlorian Wirtz gets the opener with a deflection which resulted as own goal, Isak makes it 2β0, but for me, the real story is at the back. Virgil van Dijk was commanding, Jeremy Jacquet looked incredibly composed, and Ronald AraΓΊjo? What a performance!
βAraΓΊjo brought the aggression, the confidence and the fight. He wasnβt just defending; he was making life miserable for Brightonβs attackers. Van Dijk organised everything, Jacquet looked like he belonged at this level, and together they gave Brighton absolutely nothing to feed onβ
βLetβs be honest, when was the last time you saw Liverpool defend with that much authority against a side in this kind of scoring form? Everyone talks about attacking football, but clean sheets win you big matches tooβ
βAnd hereβs the part rival fans wonβt enjoy: Liverpool didnβt need to score four or five to make a statement. They controlled the danger, took their chances and shut the door. Two goals scored, zero conceded, and Brighton sent home with nothing. That is what a serious team looks like.β
Interviewer: βAre Van Dijk, Jacquet and AraΓΊjo becoming one of the most impressive defensive combinations in the league?
Michael Owen:
βItβs too early to crown anybody, but if they keep performing like this, Liverpool fans have every reason to be excited. Van Dijk brings the experience, Jacquet brings the composure, and AraΓΊjo brings that warrior mentality. Imagine facing that back line when all three are playing with confidence!
βBrighton have scored 18 goals this season. Liverpool just showed that those numbers mean very little when you come up against a defence that refuses to give you a single comfortable moment.β


















