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Lauri Kerns

@KernsLauri

Mother of boys, thinker of random thoughts. Writer writing ✍️ Yoga pantser.

 Unicoi, TN
Joined January 2015
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RIVERGUARD THE MAIDENS X THE MIDNIGHT LIBRARY #questpit #a #t #s After a tragic night in Chicago, Corinne wakes up in Riverguard - a wackadoodle purgatory where she must choose whether to move on to her final reward, or stay and save her best friend’s life.
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This week's goal is to create the penultimate writing home location. Couch? Desk? Outside or inside? #WritingCommmunity #WritingLife
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THE MIDNIGHT LIBRARY X THE MAIDENS RIVERGUARD Corinne and Lizzie were best friends. Now Lizzie’s a ghost. 👻 When Corinne realizes she’s on the hook for Lizzie’s murder, she must solve the crime to rewrite history and save both their souls. #questpit #a #s #t
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THE HUNGER GAMES X THE FIFTH WAVE X THE ETERNAUT A missile explodes near San Francisco, leaving countless dead. 16-year-old Iyare Laguerre survives. If he wants to find out who launched the attack, he must reach Joint Base Langdon McCall. #Questpit #Q #YA #SF #SFF #S
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HealthCorp's miracle drug would cure May & make her beautiful, winning her BF's love. But the real miracle's affording it until a run in w/ the CEO's playboy son. The only thing riskier than robbing his dad is his offer to teach her the art of seduction #QuestPit #A 🌶️#R #SFF #Q
1 in 2 Americans live with chronic illness. 1 in 3 Americans skip medical care due to cost. 1 in 8 Americans live beneath the poverty line. Tagline for Take As Prescribed by Nina Castle: "Health, wealth, and beauty in a single pill...if only you could afford it."

ALT 1 in 2 Americans live with chronic illness. 1 in 3 Americans skip medical care due to cost. 1 in 8 Americans live beneath the poverty line. Tagline for Take As Prescribed by Nina Castle: "Health, wealth, and beauty in a single pill...if only you could afford it."

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Jennifer's Body x Together We Rot Boys start to disappear in Lyric’s backwards backwoods town and her best friend/crush Eleanor was the last person they were seen with, leaving Lyric to investigate if something is monstrously wrong with her friend. #Questpit #AG #YA #H #R
bar with fire licking edges, red stain glass window, pink bed with fairy lights, ferris wheel at night, girl with match between teeth, shadow of girls on red wall, church with red background, cowboy hat on ground, heart, and sign that says yes I do bite

ALT bar with fire licking edges, red stain glass window, pink bed with fairy lights, ferris wheel at night, girl with match between teeth, shadow of girls on red wall, church with red background, cowboy hat on ground, heart, and sign that says yes I do bite

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Shelby Holt@shelbay97 May 2025
MOMMIE DEAREST X SHARP OBJECTS 15 years after their parents’ murder, estranged sisters reunite when a new lead ties their father to an unsolved killing. As memories resurface, they question what really happened—and what they’ve been hiding from each other. #Questpit #Q #A #T
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Vinnie@vinfrankenstein7 May 2025
When ghost-hunter Blair's partner Georgie is brutally murdered mid-case, Blair takes the blame. Now a fugitive, she must team up with rival paranormal investigator Rowan to find and destroy the spirit that actually killed Georgie before it kills again. #questpit #W #H #T
A 3x3 moodboard. The top left image is two silhouettes with flashlights entering a room. The image has a green tint. The top middle image is a white statue looking down, with large cracks in its face revealing a solid black interior. The top right image is a silhouette of a person running through the woods. The image has a red tint. The middle left image is a grayscale illuminated manuscript illustration of a man carrying his own severed head. The middle image is a drawing of a silhouette with a glowing green head. The middle right image is a silhouette of a figure with many arms standing against a gray sky. The bottom left is an image of a person's shoes walking away from the camera, towards fire. The image is tinted red. The bottom middle is an image of a person sitting with their knees drawn up to their chest, surrounded by cutout images of eyeballs, staring at them. The bottom right is a newspaper on fire, with the headline "Murder Cases Linked, Say Police." The image is green.

ALT A 3x3 moodboard. The top left image is two silhouettes with flashlights entering a room. The image has a green tint. The top middle image is a white statue looking down, with large cracks in its face revealing a solid black interior. The top right image is a silhouette of a person running through the woods. The image has a red tint. The middle left image is a grayscale illuminated manuscript illustration of a man carrying his own severed head. The middle image is a drawing of a silhouette with a glowing green head. The middle right image is a silhouette of a figure with many arms standing against a gray sky. The bottom left is an image of a person's shoes walking away from the camera, towards fire. The image is tinted red. The bottom middle is an image of a person sitting with their knees drawn up to their chest, surrounded by cutout images of eyeballs, staring at them. The bottom right is a newspaper on fire, with the headline "Murder Cases Linked, Say Police." The image is green.

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nandini@naaanwrites7 May 2025
I AM NOT JESSICA CHEN x ACE OF SPADES A burned-out head girl is declared dead. When her bestie gets abducted and the head boy gets threats, she’s forced to examine the cases. If she fails to prove that she is alive, her legacy may get erased forever. #questpit #YA #Q
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LOVE HURTS x HEART EYES First love can trigger so many new feelings - and teens Gabe and Kayla are moved to become serial killers. #questpit #Q #W #dragons
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Starless Sea♦️Addie LaRue🕯️Piranesi  1800s London. Alchemists can extract a person’s soul by solidifying and removing their pain and suffering. Consuming the resultant ‘seed’ confers malign immortality. In an age of unchecked development, is this an advance too far? #questpit #Q
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#Questpit #PB #Q Otto Otter finds the perfect shell cracking rock to put in his armpit pocket, but in an attempt to juggle rocks like his best friend, Violet, his rock bloops to the bottom of the sea and although he searches in vain, he does discover a wonderful surprise.
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#QuestPit #A #W #S #MY THE MIDNIGHT LIBRARY X THE MAIDENS When Corinne wakes up in the between life and death land of Riverguard, she must relive her past wrongs to change the night her best friend was murdered and save both their eternal souls.
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I’m jumping in to querying madness once again! Hit me up with a comment if you want to trade support. #questpit
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This is my "Ive got a secret" look. Readers: I don't have a secret, I just have to go pee. #amwriting #PhotoEditing
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Hey @AmericanAir I thought you’d want an update even though you went ahead and closed my baggage report. I should point out that you closed this report AND no bags in sight and no clear information if or when bags will be delivered. #flydelta #veterans #ActiveDuty
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Good morning @AmericanAir. Guess what? Still no bags. Any thoughts? Updates? Advice? Reparations? #Veterans #USMilitary #neverflythroughcharlotte
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Well @AmericanAir thanks a lot. My son didn’t get his bags in time and now he’s dropped back in his training cycle. Way to interrupt a life by your ineffective, uncaring, corporateness. We’ll fly @Delta from here on out. @PeteHegseth maybe the military should choose Delta, too.
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