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Kevin Sebastian

@KevSebastian

A witty fool with a foolish wit. Catching the world as it falls apart. Geoffrey on @MurphyBrownCBS. Spiderboy on @BlueBloods_CBS. Writer on @RedheadsAnon.

 New York, NY
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Joined May 2011
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If you had your eyes peeled this weekend: YES, that IS your friendly-neighborhood Kevin as the diligent army photographer in the first episode of the brand-new Season 3 of THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL!
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Hey @Hertz, why do you keep charging me for gas refueling every time I bring it back full? Are your employees not bothering to look at the gas gauge and just slapping on the charge? This is not the first time this has happened. Shameful.
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Today, I’m a working actor. Unlike all the other days When I’m just a working character.
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It's not about an earthquake. It's about the friends we make along the way.
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The @Yankees return to The Bronx for their Home Opener after a killer season-starting road trip. An earthquake heralds their arrival. This is going to be one hell of a season. LET'S GO YANKEES!! 😆 🎉
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I AM FINE
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A lone scream from an apartment across the street. A bang. Of fists on a desk. The clouds open, crying. Adding to a social media manager's tears. As they run their hands on lush grass. Sirens cry in the distance. Who are we now. #facebookdown #instagramdown #meta
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SAG-AFTRA says “You need a new offer title, wanna hire some writers?” 😆
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@sagaftra6 Nov 2023
Dear #SagAftraMembers: This morning our negotiators formally responded to the AMPTP’s “Last, Best & Final” offer. Please know every member of our TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee is determined to secure the right deal and thereby bring this strike to an end responsibly. 1/2
On a yellow background. Top left corner. A black figure with its right arm upraised. Next to it. In black letters: SAG-AFTRA. Below. In black text: Dear SAG-AFTRA Members: This morning our negotiators formally responded to the AMPTP’s “Last, Best & Final” offer. Please know every member of our TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee is determined to secure the right deal and thereby bring this strike to an end responsibly. There are several essential items on which we still do not have an agreement, including AI. We will keep you informed as events unfold. In solidarity and gratitude,. Across the bottom. In white text on a red background: Your TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee

ALT On a yellow background. Top left corner. A black figure with its right arm upraised. Next to it. In black letters: SAG-AFTRA. Below. In black text: Dear SAG-AFTRA Members: This morning our negotiators formally responded to the AMPTP’s “Last, Best & Final” offer. Please know every member of our TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee is determined to secure the right deal and thereby bring this strike to an end responsibly. There are several essential items on which we still do not have an agreement, including AI. We will keep you informed as events unfold. In solidarity and gratitude,. Across the bottom. In white text on a red background: Your TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee

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Hey @MTA, when it’s before 10pm, and I’m waiting 18 minutes for an uptown A train with no alerts or delays, and then your arrival board eventually looks like this . . . then you’re doing something wrong. This happens far too frequently. What’s your plan to fix it?
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If a #WGAStrike is “PENS DOWN!”, is a #SAGAFTRAStrike “SHUT UP!”? @WGAEast @WGAWest @sagaftra #WGAStrong #SAGAFTRAStrong
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I know what we're all thinking after the first three episodes of @MaiselTV's final season: Is Alfie ok after his flight?! 🪄 #MrsMaisel #GideonGlick
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Nathan W Pyle
@nathanwpyle13 Mar 2023
when someone is about to drive away, instead of “drive safe!” try saying “dont forget the Prince of Egypt soundtrack” because a lot of people forget to listen to it
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Happy Corporations-Thankful-They-Can-Spam-Your-Inbox Day!! 🦃
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LET’S FLIP THE BITCH!! 🔥
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@philiplord2 Nov 2022
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Clone High… @hbomax gifted us some industrial strength hair dryers! Thawing out in 2023…
My “park” just got autocorrected to “parm”. It’s so wonderful to have a phone that really knows you.
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Nashville Lyft drivers: - “It’s about respect, doesn’t matter who you voted for, just listen and respect.” - ::out the window:: “Just cuz you’re pretty don’t mean you can drive however you want!” - “I’m on my 3rd divorce!” NYC Lyft drivers: ::silence:: What a great country. 😂
THE INFINITY SAGA THE MULTIVERSE SAGA Where could the #MCU possibly go from here? #WhatHappensAfterMultiverseSaga #SDCC
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DAYS OF FUTURE PAIN We jump 40 yrs into the future. Our favorite characters are retired. They converse about their aches and pains. They go to sleep by 7pm. Marvel returns to network TV with a series that airs at 3pm. With commercials. #WhatHappensAfterMultiverseSaga #MCU #SDCC
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THE END Kevin Feige retires. Marvel Studios is handed to the ghost of Joel Schumacher. Every property is color-corrected to neon. The fans leave in droves. Fin. #WhatHappensAfterMultiverseSaga #MCU #SDCC
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