MTV, CBS, The Onion, ESPN, Morgan Stanley. Batboy for UT baseball..drop too low & signs are fair game.
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A5 Japanese Wagyu is no joke. It was specifically bred to have a lower melting point than our tongues, hence the melt in your mouth quality. 2-3 oz is usually enough for most people. This is 8oz & holy shit was it great. No need to show the cow’s lineage on this one. You know!
I always judge a city by how well decorated & hip its garbage truck yard is. You shouldn’t spend $30 to decorate a GARBAGE truck yard. Sadly the jokes write themselves.
Austin will pay $3 million to decorate its new garbage truck yard.
The plan is to pay artists:
- $1.8 million for the garage façade
- $600,000 for five sculptures
- $300,000 for two murals on water cisterns
- $300,000 for a "suspended 3D artwork" over the lobby's staircase
Next week, Council votes on the $300,000 hanging piece by Carlyn Ray, a Dallas glass artist.
Kevin Dunn retweeted
Let’s be realistic and let’s be honest if you’re over the age of 45 years old today is probably the last day of actual college football as you remember it . NIL already ruined it, but this is basically the end of everything else. I don’t know what else to say it.
I’ve been thinking about this all year. The quality of play is awful this year. The games don’t feel as big because they’re not as big. This sport has a lot to iron out & it should start with the product. CFB was always the only one that was Teflon. Those days are gone.
Tessitore is such a tool. Definition of a douche bag. He’s the most embarrassing dad of your friend group as a kid. Always gotta have the furrowed brow on camera like he’s plotting an invasion of a country. Then the D- acting he calls PXP. Mute is my friend even more so tonight.
This is still unbelievable. Mets waving the OF in for a pitcher. 18th inning & Atlanta only had 3 pitchers left. Pretty sure the Braves mascot wouldn’t fly today. Was he also the batboy? Worth the minute to watch.
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Even though it’s a home game, take Jeff Banks to the ABIA private terminal & fire his ass on the tarmac. Send them to Thailand & let them play with the million monkeys there. #HookEm
It’s so weird to hear Murphy & the Fox crew talk about how little David Hamilton had bunted coming into the year. A UT player learning to bunt in the bigs.🤦♂️ RIP Gus & Augie. #fundamentals
Kevin Dunn retweeted
I’ve never seen a single Fast & Furious movie and I’m as committed to that streak as Cal Ripken was to his.
What a line by Pat Murphy before popping the cork, “They’ve got a bunch of hall of famers, we got a bunch of gamers.”
This should change baseball for the good & tilt the axis back a bit. There is a place for both. I love their style & hope they win it all.
Not much more to add. I told y’all years ago this will accelerate quickly & hurt the sport. All they care about is $. They don’t give a shit about what’s best for the sport.
Actors playing sport fans is hilarious. Every trope is covered. Give us a real one. Channel changed 26 times..in the 1st half. Cursing that would make Redd Foxx blush. Pets are under the bed b/c they know. 2 packs of cigs hammered down & you don’t smoke. 81k steps within 30 feet.
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Interesting way to say you’ll be living in a boring ass town.
NEW: Penn State head coach Matt Campbell mentions Texas and Ohio State in a message to recruits:
"This is College Football Town, USA. We are not living in Austin, Texas, or Columbus, Ohio, where you’re just part of it. We are it."
(via @revalf1)
on3.com/news/matt-campbell-s…
What does Jason Garrett sound like when he’s excited or surprised? Is there any difference than the monotone robot he usually sounds like? What a lifeless voice & boring tone. He sounds like AI on a muscle relaxer. Probably a nice guy, he is just boring as an art museum.
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On a text chain & they were asking about special teams coaches. I’m not as clued in right now as I was but the guy who jumps out is Brian Mason. He had the best & most impactful ST I have seen the last decade. Blew me away at ND. colts.com/team/coaches-roste…. Blocked 7 punts in ‘22.
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