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Keyan

@KeyanJohnson

Life’s a garden, dig it

Joined November 2011
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Ryan Garcia gonna get his ass beat lmao
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I’m in way too many bachelor party group chats right now
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This scene wasn't scripted. Tyrese looked so hurt
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Just imagine 13 years dating no ring lol
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Shane Gillis breathing life back into SNL:
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Are we ready to kick this mf out yet??
U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) profile pictureU.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru16 Feb 2024
🚨JUST IN: President Biden announces tax incentives for families willing to take in slav—migrants in a new "Housing for Labor" initiative. "You can now apply to keep a migrant in your home in exchange for cooking, cleaning, picking crops, and landscaping." - via @IRSnews
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Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 a.m. every day so the owner can care for his ailing wife, who is recovering from a brain aneurysm
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Nothing better than watching talented people doing something they are passionate about
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dumbass nigga was in a shootout with a squirrel LMFAOOOO
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Why is it so angry?? 😂
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going from two decades of tom brady to patrick mahomes
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This is the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen on Twitter and it’s not even close. Get him out.
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden12 Feb 2024
Just like we drew it up.
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Within 24 hours Strickland has Met former President Donald Trump Beat the breaks off Sneako and now almost fought Machine Gun Kelly
Sean Strickland (@SStricklandMMA) profile pictureSean Strickland
@SStricklandMMA10 Feb 2024
Man I just found out about Megan... Daa fuck has happened since transformers?! I'm done... goodnight.. fuck... fuck.... I'm done...
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Someone said "Be careful MGK doesn't like when you make fun of Megan" What does that even mean? Do I need to glue wood chips in hollow points? Do I need to carry a crossbow? Buy a wooden stake? Is this how I become the new blade?!?!
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didn’t know being the man was against the law
rosey🌹 (@thechosenberg) profile picturerosey🌹@thechosenberg9 Feb 2024
My buddy from undergrad works office security at one of the Big 4 accounting firms in Midtown. Look at what he confiscated from one of the young associates as they tried entering the building this morning.
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We found 100 stranded/abandoned dogs and spent over $1,000,000 to find them loving homes! This is one of my favorite videos so I hope you consider adopting a dog :)

I Rescued 100 Dogs!

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It’s ok if Drake does it
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An NFL player in town for the Super Bowl was attacked by a coyote last night at Lake Las Vegas, according to a source. – at Las Vegas, NV
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This store owner was tired of being robbed so he built a trapdoor inside his business
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