Ashley Simon

Colts rn

Did you read the piece? Bc I think you may have missed the point - the central theme is about shifting attitude, appreciating your teammates, and finding joy in the game

Ok but truthfully does any of this make sense to you? I’m…struggling

No custom buffs but did get custom capri pants

wtf

Yikes - I feel for their fans! Just saw this…

Honestly would have preferred he just kept going and going, for like 10-15 mins. Just go full "too many cooks" youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8o…

I’m hoping @profgalloway didn’t write this copy. It sounds like a busted robot sputtering out B-School buzzwords at random. 😂

public service announcement: there is a setting on Zoom that makes your quarantine-battered skin look better. bless you, @zoom_us

Do better @Chase

This photo tho 🙌

Scientists finally said goodbye to the Mars rover after a month of trying to reestablish contact. This was their last message and I'm having ALL OF THE FEELINGS youtube.com/watch?v=9l44_n60…

Hi hi here are some photos of cute capybaras theatlantic.com/photo/2018/1…

LOL