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Joined February 2024
Klay Thompson on if he thinks he will be a mav next season - “I came here to play with luka, will he be here next season?”
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Thompson did not say the attributed quote in the video. In the original clip, he said “That’s a hard hitter. I’m under contract so I do, but I’ve definitely learned in my time in Dallas that things can change on a dime.” x.com/MikeACurtis2/s…
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Utah Jazz GM - “Well… It looks like we have to tank again”
Utah Jazz star Jaren Jackson Jr. has sustained a torn MCL in his right knee and will be sidelined for 6-to-8 weeks, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon. Jackson will not require surgery.
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JAY Z is the half time act of the superbowl
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I did a proper and professional analysis of Michael Wilbons face in reaction to being told he hates Luka by his co host Tony Kornheiser. I felt I was pretty spot on. #TGK #LakeShow #MFFL #luka
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FishMuse 32 lb blue on grapevine lake
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I have good luck when i tolo on the water @1053SS @rjchoppy
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Yet another reminder 90% of MavsFC doesn’t know shit about basketball
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✍️ A couple of players seemed to forget that the Mavs are a passing team now Instead of trying that again next game, maybe the solution is benching the players who haven’t bought in on the passing first, team first culture Column @mavsmoneyball Link in comments
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HAHAHAHA BYE BITCH
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Episode 3 of The Commercial Break is out with the subject we’ve successfully avoided for 15 years on the radio: 🚨🚨🚨POLITICS🚨🚨🚨 youtube.com/watch?v=Sle__A0M… Please watch, like and subscribe otherwise we shut down like the Cowboys @rjchoppy @BobbyBeltTX @Peyton_Russell1
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Schotty just saved the packers a delay of game or a timeout. There was no time left on the clock @1053SS
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Do me next!
The Dallas Mavericks have waived F/C Guillermo Diaz Graham.
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Eat shit buddy @RealJasonKidd
Excited to join @ESPN for the 2026–27 season! Looking forward to working with some amazing colleagues and legends of the game, and providing my perspective in the studio for @ESPNNBA Countdown!
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There is something lovely about my point guard calling a Spain PnR 🤤 @MavsHighlights
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HAHAHAHAHA take that bitch ass dodgers bandwagons
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Cooper flagg is who PJ Washington thinks he is
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. @FAmmiranteTFJ Should i trade : Tlaw, javonte williams and boston for josh allen and vele?
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Mavs are not a good enough team to be resting players in pre season.
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